When my husband left me...

for a short while, something happened.

A few years ago we were at a party from work. There were more than 300 colleagues, with their partners.
So you could say it was crowded.
At one point I didn't know where he had gone and started looking for him. It was quite a complex.

There he was (I thought). I saw a guy who was wearing something white too, a bit balding too, and I really thought it was him.
So I grabbed him from behind by the shoulders, leaned over and said close to his ear, "Here you are!"
The man turned in surprise and frowned!

Some of my husband's immediate colleagues saw it happen and while my head turned almost as red as a melon,
I laughed out loud with them and of course said sorry.

When I finally found my husband (he had gone to the toilet and had a LONG talk with someone there) I immediately told him.
He laughed and said, "I can't leave you alone for a moment, can I?"

While reading @Mónica's funny post, I reminded this!