Thick buttocks!

Translated from Dutch. View the original post here

This little ghost: she's way too wise for her age, too clever..

In the kitchen, under the play:
“I have to poop!'
'Ok, I'll walk with you.'
“I like that, Mama.'
(Me a little too cozy, because she lulls 1.5 hours in a quarter of an hour - from whom she has?!?!?😬)

Above - on the toilet:
“Really cozy, huh??'
“Yes, Peanut Butter, but just do what you have to do, and we can go back down.'
“Maybe I don't have to.., but it's cozy, huh??'
'Huge!'
“Don't you like it?'
“Yes, but we came here with a mission.., you really don't need?'
“Maybe not, but we can still have a nice chat?'
(Cozy? 🥴 Kind, ik stik van de pijn in mijn rug en nu zit ik hier op de koude grond in een rot houding! Cozy?!?! VASTLY!!) 'Yes, honey, I love to chat with you..'
'Mom?'
'Yes turd?'
“I'm coming out of your butt, huh??'
'Yes, that's right. You saw those pictures on your birthday, didn't you??'
“Yes, I saw that I was crying very hard.'
“That's because you were cold. You were nice and warm in my belly and suddenly you were out of that warm belly.'
'I certainly can't go back..?'
“No, you're not going to do that anymore, droppie.'
“But I was in your belly????'
“Yes, honey, you were in my belly. That's where you got food until you were big enough to be born..'
*kijkt heel moeilijk 'Ik dacht dat ik in jouw bips zat....'
“In my buttocks?'
'Yes!! That's what I'm coming out of????'
(My goodness sweet..., how do I explain this?) 'You lived in my belly for nine months, when it was time to get out, you came out through my buttocks.'
*Kijkt heel bedenkelijk. 'Oh...'
'Do you get it?'
'Yes, ik denk het wel....'
'Beautiful!'(Next topic please!!)
'But Mom?'
'Yes Pinde?'
“I thought I was coming out of your butt, that I'd lived there, too.. And I thought....You have such fat buttocks, I'm sure a baby will come out of there..'
(My heaven!!!) 'That's what you thought nicely wrong, joke!'
“Then why do you have such a fat ass?'
(My battery really bothers this girl!) 'I have a fat ass because I have to go up so often and I have to sit on the cold, hard ground. That's where you get sit-buttocks!'
'Oh...'
“Are you almost done now?'
“I don't think I have to. Shall we go downstairs?'
“If you're sure you don't really have to! Then we can go..'
“I'll call if I really have to. Are you going to join?'
'Sure, Rinde.. Then I'll go back with you..'
“But Mom....?'
'Yes wijffie?'
'You may stay standing there, you don't have to sit back on the floor.'
'Well, that's nice.'
'Yes, want anders krijg je nóg dikkere billen!'
“Just walk, you little ghost!! Otherwise, I'll eat yours up!!'
'Neeehhhhhahahahaaha!!!'

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