10 types of people I meet every time in the cinema

When we go to the movies,we're not just there to watch the movie. There are others in the audience and there is always something exciting happening during the film that has nothing to do with it. If it's not people who constantly stand up to do their big errand because the movie is too scary,it's always the ones who smack loudly when they're eating their popcorn. Do you recognize these people?

It was high time to watch The Conjuring 3 in the cinema. What the hell did I end up in? With my tail between my legs,I'm sitting on the chair shaking. I'm totally out of the mood to see an ugly zombie nun,so I decided to do it in a room full of people.“At least I am safe there”,I thought... Well,that was my first mistake of the night. Immediately at the first phenomenon of that monstrous monstrosity,I heard a girl screaming fanatically. Well,that nun wasn't that ugly! Even I loved myself,but by the same person's 666th scream on the same night,I immediately knew she was cursed.

In addition to the screamers,you have the worst scum in the cinema room: the talkers. They're not in a dark corner,all the way in the front where you can't hear them or somewhere in the middle. No,they sit right next to you! Some even dare to confess that they have already seen the film and tell them how the film will end. There I am in the cinema room,wishing I'd only downloaded the movie illegally.

Besides,you also have those who think I don't hear them: the whisperers. In my opinion,this is more horrible than talking and screaming aloud. You have another reason for that... But if you're going to whisper... Man o man! We're not in school or anything! Just talk out loud,because I can hear you anyway!

If you finally sit quietly next to people who don't show symptoms like the previous points,someone with a head as big as E.T. will sit in front of you. Not to mention those who wear a bowler hat during the movie. I understand your hair doesn't look good today: mine looks catastrophic 24/7. But that's no reason to ruin the movie for others!