Wat voor schijtpersoonlijkheid ben jij???


HELP! Lezer ik zit vast! !

Ik zit klem in een mentale tunnel vol schijt blogs, of iets netter:Toilet Artikelen.

Wat nu weer schrijvertje?

Nou ik had dankzij mijn jarenlange research nog een hoop over, want...….

Je WC  gebruik zegt meer over je dan je denkt, zo werd er al iets duidelijk over de persoonlijkheden van proppers en vouwers, maar er vallen veel meer zaken af te leiden uit uw bezoek van het kleinste kamertje.


Wist U dat........?

Zelfs hoe de rol aan de houder hangt je persoonlijkheid verraden kan. 

  • Hangt deze met het velletje naar buiten: dan houdt je van regels en structuur.



  • Hangt de rol met het velletje naar binnen: dan doe jij de dingen hoe jij dat wil. Je bent dus tegendraads.

  • Staat het rolletje op een leeg rolletje dat aan de houder hangt: jij bent redelijk lui en lost problemen op je eigen creatieve manier op.
  • Een rol die  staat op het lege rolletje dat staat op het lege rolletje dat aan de houder hangt: jij bent heel lui of er komt nooit iemand bij jou op bezoek. 
  • Ga jij enkel en alleen thuis op de bril zitten:  Neurootje met en een tikje hypochondrie. Maar je bent een volhouder, want zelfs als je knieën knikken van de pijn weiger jij contact tussen de bril en je bil.


  • Ga jij overal prinsheerlijk op de bril zitten: Meneertje of mevrouwtje losbol: Jij bent een echte durfal. Je neemt graag een risico, staat er soms niet eens bij stil  
  • Laat je de deur openstaan: De openheid zelve. Eerlijkheid en communicatie zijn belangrijk voor je,  overal en altijd 
  • Jij sluit de deur en checkt nogmaals of deze wel op slot zit: Oeh jij bent wel slecht van vertrouwen. Daarnaast doe je dingen graag alleen en heb je anderen niet echt nodig
  • Je leest hele boeken op je pleetroon:  Waar je ook zit, jij zit overal goed. Je trekt je plan wel en bent makkelijk in de omgang.   
  • Je wast je handen niet na een bezoek: jij bent een smeerkees. Waar is het misgegaan bij jou? Of kun je er niks aan doen, omdat je opgegroeid bent tussen de wilde zwijnen




Dus even kort samengevat:


Laat deur open- De Losbol


Lezen op WC -  De planner


Handen niet wassen - Smeerkees!!


Durft alleen thuis na grondige inspectie te gaan zitten - Het Neurootje



Twee keer checken of de deur op slot zit -  De einzelgänger



Laat de deur open staan - Het openheidje

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Is Jesus Lord? Are you giving God in charge of your life?
Jesus Christ wants to be the Lord of Christians. But what does that actually mean?? What is its concrete effect, even for non-Christians..? In addition to narrative text, this blog also contains a poem, which is in fact the reason. Question or Essence? - Many believers acknowledge that Jesus is their Savior, their Messiah, their Christ. At that point, there is little disagreement among them in general. This despite the fact that there are differences in the view. Because what does that actually mean?? What is saved?? Was it really necessary for Jesus to die on the cross?? Who is Jesus: God or Man? These are just a few questions that can play a role. But then we come to an even more profound aspect. For Jesus wants not only to be our Savior, but also our Lord. And that goes against everything that — for many of us at least — mankind believes to have self-esteem and self-esteem. For example, Jesus wants to have authority over our lives, so the average western man really doesn't want to do that. That brings me in. the questioning statement “Jesus is Lord! Well, and..?” . What is the effect on our lives when we recognize Jesus as Lord?? Do we have nothing more to insert?? Does it matter what decisions we make further in life?? I believe it is indeed very important — yes, even essential — that our trade and walk are in line with our words and thoughts. Although it is just to glorify God's Name and show His presence in our lives to the people around us. Poem: Jesus is Lord! Well and..? - A few years ago I wrote a poem titled “Jesus is Lord.! Well and..?". Obviously, I would like to share that below. Does it matter if you say he's Lord?? Does it matter if He rules you now?? Does it matter if you think He's more, more than what you've been taught so far? Jesus is Lord, do you say; what does that mean? Jesus is Lord, you say, how do I see it?? Jesus is Lord, you say; but if I refute can it be, tell me, who is He?? Do you really think he created you?? Do you really think He saved you?? Do you really think you can sleep quietly; sleeping with Him all night beside your bed? He — that Lord Jesus — has such value to me.! He — that Lord Jesus — determines who I am.! He — that Lord Jesus—came to earth for me; earth in me, which makes He know me so much! Who would I be without Jesus as Lord?? Who would I be with that “Lord, well and..”? Who would I be if He didn't teach me; learn that I live, as long as I acknowledge Him? The question: Well, and..? - Anyway, every believer gets to answer the question of what his or her faith means to him or her. How do you put your faith into practice?? What do people around you see in your life?? Because that's what they notice about God. That is their point of reference for what (Christian) faith means. And that's why it's important to be aware of that if you think you were saved by Jesus. The questions of unbelievers can penetrate deep inside us. Sometimes we can even lie awake. Again, it's deeply about what you do with your faith. What your personal relationship with God implies or not. And that affects the lives of others. Not just in the time everyone is spending here on Earth. No, the place where their soul spends eternity afterwards is also determined by the influence of faith in the life of the believer. Does Jesus really get the chance to reveal Himself in and through the life of the Christian?? Is He really Lord, or are those just words?? The essence: Jesus is Lord! - For myself, I know that as a child, I have basically given Jesus the room to be my Lord. However, the human tendency to willfulness and selfishness has actually played for many years to come. But there is also a change at this point, one floor. I now recognize better when the attack comes and questions like in the first three verses of the poem. And then it's — I think — important to go back to the source. Then I give God the keys to my heart again and let Jesus know again that He is my Lord. And I'm trying to let this seep through my life in many ways. In addition, I trust that God will work with His Spirit in the hearts of the people around me. I know my role in this will always be limited. My share is no more — but no less — than giving God room to influence and lead my life. Any fruit I expect from Him. All praise, honor, and glory is to my Savior and Lord, Jesus Christ, the Son of the Living God.! Amen. More Christian poems.. - A number of other poems from my hand about the Christian faith, incorporated into blogs on Yoors, are: ·         Jesus' sacrifice alone ·         Repentance brings something ·         A lamb went wandering. ·         Grow Read more - Come in My Net, My Fish - Faithful to Death - Cleansing Your Heart - Something new.. {het verhaal van James} - #JezusisHeer #christianpoem #beingchristians #redding #Godsleiding Would you like to write along, - but aren't you a member of Yoors?? Sign up here.. logon