A new sport
I'm going to start a new sport today: waterfall screen jumping.
Now you are undoubtedly wondering how this works.
First of all, we're looking for a nice, big waterfall. Preferably the highest what in this case are the famous Angel Falls. That's where the water falls 979 meters down. I have to go to Venezuela for a while. To be there today, I have the time machine of Hans borrowed and I spent a day back in time. Then I caught the plane with a connecting trek through the jungle and tadaa! I'm there.
I crammed my parachute in my backpack. Then I tapped a hollowed-out tree trunk on the head that just put me in position. So now I'm about to make the biggest leap of my life...