A rabbit comes to the butcher
#trynottolaugh
Ok let's just try a joke.
a rabbit walks into a butcher's shop, when it's the turn, the butcher looks at him .
Rabbit “do you also have roots? "
Butcher “No, this is a butcher shop, that's why we don't sell carrots”
Rabbit “ok so no roots”
Butcher “No, like I said, we sell steaks, minced meat, beef finches, no carrots, for carrots you have to be with the greengrocer who is a little further down the road”
Rabbit “oh ok”
The rabbit leaves the butcher's shop.
The next day the rabbit is back in the butcher's shop, when it's the turn, the butcher looks at him a bit surprised.
Rabbit “are you selling carrots”
Butcher “you are that rabbit yesterday, we don't sell roots here, that's a little further away at the greengrocer. I am a butcher, I sell meat”
Rabbit “so no roots? “
The butcher sighs
Butcher” Carrots are not meat, and that's what I sell, meat, no carrots, no apples, no radishes, meat”
Rabbit “Oh ok”
The rabbit leaves the butcher's shop
The next day, the rabbit is back in the butcher shop.
When it's the rabbit's turn, the butcher is already running red.
Rabbit “Do you sell carrots too”
Butcher “I've been telling you for 2 days now that I'm not selling it, and yet you're here again, what's wrong with you”
Rabbit “So no roots”
Butcher” No, no roots, and if I hear you ask for carrots again tomorrow, I'll nail you to the wall with your ears here.
Rabbit” oh ok”
The rabbit leaves the butcher's shop
the next day the rabbit is back in the butcher's shop.
The butcher almost jumps out of its skin
Rabbit” Do you also have nails”
Butcher “What? no of course I don't have nails I'm not the iron shop”
Rabbit “Oh, ok, you also sell Carrots? "
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Henkjan de Krijger
3 years ago
Do you remember anyone who likes it too and is good?. Let me know !
Henkjan de Krijger
3 years ago
Have you just sent a personal booster?. Find you're creating really good content ! Continue like this !
Ingrid
3 years ago
The Baker version: After ten times the question whether he also has Carrot Cake, the baker bakes carrot cake. Rabbit comes to ask for the ty-trillionth time: “Do you also have carrot cake?” The baker answer: “Yes!” The rabbit: “Dirty huh!”
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