About entitlement ..
One day the Pope died. Naturally, being the Pope, he pro- gressed towards heaven. At the gates of heaven, Saint Peter was sitting on a tall security stool smoking a Cuban cigar. Pope went and looked at this ghastly scene of Saint Peter, that too smoking a Cuban cigar – a banned one. (Laughter). So, Peter blew the smoke in his face and asked, “Okay man, who are you?” Pope was totally taken aback, “What is this!” Anyway, he held back and said, “I am the Pope.” “What about it, Popie? Move on.” He said, “How dare you! I am God’s representa- tive on the planet. My name is Pope.” Peter took another deep lungful of smoke, blew it at his face and said, “Aey Popie, move on. Every day, all kinds of guys come here and want to go in. Move on.”
The Pope said, “How dare you say such things to me! If you want, you ask God! I am his representative on the planet.” “Is that so? Let me see.” So Peter raised his voice and said, “Hey Boss, there is somebody out here who claims to be your repre- sentative on the planet. His name is Pope. Do you know him?” A grave voice from inside the gate said, “I do not know anybody like that.” “The Boss doesn’t know you. Move on, man, enough!”
Pope was distraught.“What is this! How can the old man say he doesn’t know me! Must be Alzheimer’s.” (Laughter). “You ask Jesus. He knows. He knows me. I am his representative on the planet.” So Peter once again raised his voice and said,
“Hey Sonny, there is somebody out here who claims to be your representative on the planet. His name is Pope. Do you know him?” A gentle voice from inside said, “I do not know anybody like that.” “Enough man, Sonny doesn’t know you. Move on.”
By now, Pope was really breaking up and said, “How can this be?! How can they let me down like this? No, you ask the Holy Ghost, he knows me. I am his representative on the planet.” Saint Peter once again raised his voice and said, “Hey Spooky, there is somebody out here who claims to be your representa- tive on the planet. His name is Pope. Do you know him?” A very mischievous voice from inside said, “Ah, Pope! Is he here? He is the one who spread all those malicious stories about me and Mary. Don’t you let him in.”
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I wouldn't even let most popes in, if I was gatekeeper there. Telling Holy Spirit Gossip Will Be The Least Evil.
I've read “The Deception of Rome”.