A Typical Job Interview

Jake is taking another look in the mirror. He sees a confident, black-haired boy with piercing blue eyes. You wouldn’t say he’s only 21- probably because the suit he’s wearing. It’s his third job interview in one week already and none of them went good enough to get the job. Okay, it’s all or nothing.

The first thing he notices are the long, tanned legs. Are skirts this short even allowed? Focus on the eyes, Jake. ‘Good afternoon. I’m Christine,’ Jake shakes her hand. ‘Jake,’ he says. ’So, tell me Jake. Why do you think you belong here?’ Christine asks. Jake is too distracted by her big, full, red lips and blue, almond shaped eyes. Her long, ginger hair was dancing as she cocks her head. ‘Eh, could you repeat the question again?’ Christine nods. ‘Of course,’ she says as she puts her hands on her lap. ‘Why do you think you belong here?’ Jake smiles. ‘I am motivated, enthusiastic and eager to learn,’ he begins. His eyes keep going down. Her breasts are so big as well. Focus, Jake. ‘The location also is so breast taking. This is really inspiring,’ He immediately realizes what he just said and knows it’s over.

‘Damn it!’ Jake punched the wall. It’s so unfair, he was well-prepared. It’s just… that girl. She was breathtaking. She was gorgeous. Why did he have this interview with her? It would have went well with a guy. He sees Christine in the corner of his eye. Interviewing a girl, she will definitely get the job. She wouldn’t get distracted. It’s unfair. Damn it. He takes off the tie and goes to the parking lot.

Just when he was about to go to the parking lot, Jake notices the pub. He can drink one beer, he doesn’t have to drive that far. He enters the pub.