christmas humor

Jamjellie

@jamjellie1689649665 · 22 Dec 2018

christmas humor

#kerst #elliebrokking Why does Santa have such big balls? Because he only comes once a year... what nationality does Santa have? North Polish. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic. What does the snowman eat on his bread? Snowflakes. Who's never hungry at Christmas? The turkey, because it's always filled. What do you call someone who claps his hands at Christmas? A Santapplaus. What did the little candle say to the big candle? I'm going out tonight. What does a snowman eat at noon? An iceburger. Where's a snowman going to dance? On a snowball. How do you know there's a snowman in your bed? When you wake up wet.