Are you tired of using the same old cheesy pickup lines? Look no further than the world of technology for some fresh and hilarious new approaches. From software puns to hardware compliments, these 100 tech-related pickup lines are guaranteed to make your crush laugh (or cringe). So put on your best geeky glasses and get ready to woo that special someone with your tech-savvy charm.

if (you && me) {
  love++;
} else {
  console.log("Error: Invalid syntax. Please check your parameters.");
}


  1. "Are you a computer virus? Because you've infected my heart."

  2. "Are you Wi-Fi? Because I feel a strong connection between us."

  3. "Do you believe in love at first swipe? Because I do."

  4. "Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for."

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Lars Grijsen
Haha, hilarious. But you have to be sure that your crush is capable of understanding these tech pickup-lines, otherwise 'unexpected errors' will come up, I guess. 😂
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Dewaputra
And now, a new episode of Star trek The Ultimate Generation: "To Boldly Go Where No Lover Has Gone Before" - tips and tricks for a successful love life compiled by Mr. Data.
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Ingrid
Even more than 100. If I think of another one, I'll let you know. I like such humor a lot! At "love at first swipe" I almost choked from laughing.
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Madeleine
How lovely and cute te read this. I like the numbers 108, 102, 99, 93, 88, 54, 16
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Gollo
Hahaha very clever with technology looking for the positive side of this list, you're Goggle, because you're everything I'm looking for sounds good.
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fanny
A big list of 108 is a bit long but fun because I like 107 and others that are good these phrases with technology, for fun occasions hahaha.
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enigma
Great, especially for computer nerds, haha. I'll just forward it to my sons, who work in the ICT world.
Personally, I wouldn't be too happy with no. 22.
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Toto Animo
WoW! An explosion of thoughts.
You can only come up with such phrases if your knowledge about PC capabilities is far advanced.
Very well developed.
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Lars Grijsen
+100 YP
Hilarious
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Rudy Siedlecki 🌳
They are funny, and I can imagine: “You make my software turn into hardware”, but most computer-related decorating tricks would make me run away; afraid of being stuck with an avatar.
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Millieballon
Nice, so many funny lines this morning. Thank you for publishing them. I'm saving them for future reference and share them with some friends.
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Kinderworkshops Petra
Hahaha These are hilarious! I have to admit that i've heard number 6 before. My daughter's ex boyfriend said that to her several years ago.
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ppoli61
Oh well, perhaps it would be better to resort to a little personal inventiveness, assuming that artificial intelligence leaves us some for the future. Perhaps by making an effort to tailor the compliments to the specific person to whom they are addressed.
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Madeleine
+100 YP
In love
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Maria
they are very varied and excellent French, there is something to choose from, I love seeing new things in Yoors, thank you for sharing with us
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