Mamaloetje

· 08 Jul 2021

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With five little ones who are always around, sometimes it's hard to take a moment for myself. From early morning to eight o'clock in the evening they are there, want attention, do they need me, etc. This isn't a complaint, certainly not! I love it, I enjoy!
Yet it's nice to have no thugs around me for two seconds - especially if there's only one bar of chocolate left.

One bar of chocolate.., I can't divide that into five equal pieces? Especially that 'equal' is very important.. No, that's not to do.!
My solution is the toilet.
Neeeeehhhh, I don't flush the piece of chocolate of course - what do you think!!??!!
I just retreat myself to the quietest spot here in the house; the pispot, the shithouse, the download spot, the sail tank, poop box, the smallest room, the courier, the shed.

The house is pretty horny, so if my battery hits the glasses off the pot, they hear that. The result; five children who direct (!!!) need their mum to ask important questions in the style of;
Can a fish cry? If so, with tears?
How many litres of water is in the tap?
Can a turd swim? Does tie still have to learn or can he do that right away??
Can a turd smell that it smells??
How many needles does a Christmas tree?
How often does Saint Nicholas cut his beard??
These kind of pressing questions so..

So that one time I found chocolate in the back of the fridge - under a bag of carrots, which in turn had landed behind two jars of jam. One bar it was and I found that - since I couldn't divide it into five equal pieces - I was entitled to it. Just.., to be ahead of quarrels and crooked faces.

I squeezed out, went to the woe for a moment, enjoy the serene rest that hangs there and yes.., also of chocolate.

My derriére had just hit the glasses, or I heard it again; “where's mom????”
I panicked, I didn't know what to do. In that overwhelming panic, I crammed the whole bar in my mik at once.
I heard footsteps closer, there were a lot this time..
Well, they came with five.! The whole army was ripped.! They stood in front of me with their hands in their sides, the sweat broke me out. I would have taken the evidence out of sight, it was still in my mouth. If they didn't ask me anything I really needed to answer.
“What are you doing?” , it sounded quite strict.
I tried to hide the part behind my hollow tooth,
“That's what you see.? I'm defecating.” It sounded a little bit of mouth, but I couldn't make more of it..
“Oh, well, there's some poop out of your mouth..”

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