“Whoever smells him first used his pooper...

Grandma wasn't that crazy, the best way to pretend that that fart wasn't yours is to be the first to acknowledge it. And the experts are talking about “Better a fart for everyone, than stomach pain for you alone,” is their motto. For those who are struggling to place his smelly bomb here and there... coughing very hard while letting him escape is in any case a good cover-up... Until it turns out to be a wet and an ever-expanding brown spot takes control of your clothes.


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Dirty, yes, exactly. Many find it dirty, so dirty that one is ashamed of it. In other parts of the world, farting is much more normal. So normal that they now forbid farting in buses and elevators. What the punishment and the burden of proof is unclear to me, but the shame that such a delicious green walm brings in a crowded elevator is enough for a few years deduction.

But indeed not everyone is ashamed, take the well-known example of the Indian tribe Yanomami, where it is a good practice to greet each other with farts. Lovely runs there your great love and then press on that “FrieetFruuuh” to be able to greet her full. Yes the romance of a fart, love only grows when you let go... For many, the first kiss is unforgettable, but you only know for sure that he/she is the right one after the first fart.

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