Five things hardly anyone knows about carnival
Thing 1: What has Daan done?
Cousin Adèle Bloemendaal asks the pressing question 'What have you done, Daan' and also wants to know where he comes from. Repeatedly, she submits her uncle to a one-sided cross-examination in whiny tone. Long story short: he finally turned out to have a party nose set up in bed.
Thing 2: Where is the partying nose?
Whether this is Rocky's anecdote or an anecdote about an MP, Toon hits the right tone. Mien is dragged to the hair for the dramatic effect and to increase the time pressure there is a feession. Spoiler alert: the party nose is just in the drawer, he looks with his nose;
Thing 3: What's on the kitchen door?
It's not always a rose scent. Honestly? That door is definitely wide open! That's why we read as accomplished voyeurs what is written on the wallpaper. After two lager we describe door three - that of the buffet.
Thing 4: Isn't your mother home?
In sharp contrast with the imperative 'Come off that roof' a difficult question. No (she's not home) you have and yes (she's not home) you can get. So a win-win situation. Wondering how long he sings it out.
Thing 5: Woar is mien lager?
Not normal, the bond with beer is so intense that even a marriage runs on the cliffs due to the absence of the golden yellow moisture at the wedding. I hear you thinking, but then you think wrong. Beer is not brewed in Africa. So that.
