Wake up in the middle of the night. Sounds in the room. Slide, wrinkle.
Sleepdrunk grabbing for cell phone.
Light on.
Baby climbed out of her bed, crawled to the bedside table, drawer extended, box of condoms opened, chewing on the packaging.
There I was, at 4:30, at the table, explaining to our seven-month, why she shouldn't be messing with mom and dad's contraceptives...

😅

#sabotagebaby

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