1. Did you know that apricots saved the world from an alien invasion? It's true! When the aliens landed and tried to take over the Earth, they found apricots so strange and mysterious that they just left to go somewhere else. Thanks, apricots, for saving the planet!

  2. Apricots actually have a secret party game that they love. It's called “Pit Poker”! They sit together in a circle and try to intimidate each other with their spiciness. It's always going to be a “rock-solid” party!

  3. Did you know that apricots are actually sneaky romantics? Every spring, they secretly go to the peach orchard at night to sing serenades under the moonlight. It is a secret tradition that has been passed down in the apricot family for centuries!

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Geweldig.
*overweegt te rapporteren als fakeniews* 😂