De geitjes ei en de ijsjes ij. Hoe verzinnen ze het!

Na 8 jaar en een heel gedoe onderweg met a u en o u die opeens atjes au en otjes ou werden genoemd krijg ik gisteren de volgende vraag: "Met welke ij schrijf je rijden". Hey, die weet ik dacht ik nog dus ik antwoordde: "Met lange ij schat". Krijg ik een diepe zucht te horen en: "Is dat de ijsjes ij of is dat de geitjes ei". Hé, die kende ik nog niet dus het duurde even voordat ik schakelde. "Dat is de ijsjes ij lieverd". Weer een zucht en een "en waarom zeg je dat dan niet meteen?"

Ja hallo! Niemand heeft mij ooit verteld dat de lange ij geen lange ij meer is maar een ijsjes ij en dat er geen korte ei meer bestaat maar dat die tegenwoordig een geitjes ei wordt genoemd. Sinds WANNEER is dat?????? Ik heb echt geen flauw idee. Toen zij in groep 3 zat heb ik nooit iets meegekregen over ijsjes en geitjes. Ik moet tegenwoordig beter opletten op school dan ik in mijn hele schooltijd heb gedaan.

Zucht ( En dat toontje dan ook waarop ik terecht gewezen wordt. Alsof ik van god mag weten welke planeet afstam met haar "duhhuh, dat je dat niet weet, dat weet toch iedereen" - toontje).

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Men? What do you do with it sometimes!?
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