Here's mine but...፦)

If I actually hate one kind of picture, it's up to... yeah, a selfie.
For some reason, I always get a little “twisted” on it.
Also on a #ussie .
If you're on the edge of the picture, you're always out of proportion.

But since it has been asked a few times, I searched my phone for a selfie that has a bit acceptable forms. Snapchat - silliness is the only thing I found. With this...