Yay, cannons! The perfect tool for launching objects through the air and making loud noises. It's like a combination of a fireworks show and a game of fetch, but with much more potential for destruction.

Who needs a fancy gym membership when you can just load a cannon and launch heavy objects? It's the ultimate full-body workout. And the best part is, you don't have to worry about losing your cannonballs because they're literally flying through the air!

Sure, cannons may not be the most practical mode of transportation, but they sure are entertaining to watch. Just make sure to wear earplugs unless you want to end up with a ringing in your ears that even Beethoven would envy.

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