How to be healthy (?)


Okay, well, first this post is supposed to be a joke.

Now let's look at the mail.

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Okay, this is a pretty normal thing to say, even though I think it's not entirely true to eat one apple a day and then you stay healthy for the rest of your life. But okay, it's okay to say.

- No? Nothing at all? For 5 almonds a day? There's 5, right? You know, I'm starting to think that this isn't so real, there's something that's a little... Fishy looks like it, don't you think?

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So if you eat a lime every day, no fat on your body at all, and... that sounds healthy, but that's actually very unhealthy to me, and if you have 0% fat on your body, then I think you're gonna die, and I'm pretty sure that

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Okay, the first thing I do say is, if you're going to make a post on instagram or whatever about these things, please keep your grammar right. And the second: 0 bone problems? I don't really think that would be possible, you fall very hard and then you say, “Oh nothing wrong I hear milk every day I can't break my bones.”

4 dates for NO weaknesses at all (Is that the word?) Just like I said about the milk, does that mean nothing can stop you? You know, this whole Covid thing isn't such a big problem, why don't you just eat four dates? I have nothing else to say about this.

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Thank you for reading this post here on yoo.rs and I hope you can still have a good day. #Health #badjokes #badmemes