Ice Saints
Ice Saints
Mamertus, Pancratius, Servatius and Bonifacius, would you please come a little earlier. I'm not stupid either, I'm not excluding anyone, for me, all four of you are the same and not one is less holy. 3 may be a sacred number, but of course 4 is also “holy”: there are 4 seasons, 4 corners of the world, 4 evangelists, 4 elements, etc. It can freeze and it can thaw. may I opt for the latter option??
What if I promise to tell everyone that there are 4 ice saints instead of. 3 would you be so kind as to bring forward 11,12,13 & 14 May? You have done this before in the past. I'm aware that the world is spinning and it seems like we're going back in time, but please don't you want to participate? It is also a time of inclusion, and if you want to make a point at the moment, I understand that. It is also out of date to exclude one of you. I get it. I won't do it again.
I hereby solemnly promise that I will NEVER talk about “3 Ice Saints” again but that from now on I will always talk about “Ice Saints” or, if you want, about “the FOUR Ice Saints”. But please throw that frost out the door, just talk to those who are talking about the rain. I think they are: Eleutherius and Guenole, Deodatus and possibly Urbanus and Medard and ask them to stop the rain. Or, if necessary, to regulate the rain a little better. No one will object to rain in the night. In fact, we appreciate that!!
Benno; Desideratus; Eulalia; Heribertus; Honoratus; Paulus; Solange are of course also just doing their job, but maybe you can check if they are geographically well off. Because I think that they are a little too high and that it can be distributed a little better. France, Spain and Italy (I'll name just a few countries) are currently suffering from drought so they're much better off using the rain at the moment than us. Is there anything to arrange here???? There has been too little snow this winter, so there is too little (melt) water so maybe it can be compensated and these guys can do something here. The Alps and the Pyrenees can use the water AND when it falls there, it gets where it's needed via the rivers (win - win) and Italy yearns for a rain-filled spring. Nice area there too !!!!
So I'm proposing an emergency meeting for gentlemen. A round cloud meeting where you 4 !!!! take charge. And don't take the Dutch government as an example, but be decisive and see what is necessary and then implement it. If you currently have a recess, now is a good time to cancel it. You only have to go for a day, but come on. go sort things out more fairly. During the day, you release the rain south of the Alps and the Pyrenees and then take the Tatra Mountains with you (I assume they could also use rain south of there) and at night you let it rain north of these mountain ranges.And gentlemen who (night) frost can really use them right on the mountain ranges, they will adore you.