The Netherlands could poop for another ten years, and on social media a video of a frantically smiling forklift driver circulated in a seemingly endless toilet paper warehouse.

But still. We also have stacks of old newspapers that we are not allowed to take to the environmental street under the guise of 'family outing. ' Advertising leaflets from which we are not going to buy anything, tear calendars that we eagerly tear off until the pandemic is over. We feel some embarrassment to buy toilet paper at the supermarket, even though our stock is really out. And we yearn for distraction, for craft projects, for something to do when spring cleaning is done and all socks are neatly made into dumplings.

So time for an answer to the question: how to make toilet paper yourself?

Making toilet paper yourself