Names of the cat
Ugh! What happened to me now? Boss just locked me out...! Fortunately, I have known a solution for everything since time immemorial - I would almost say: since the days of Ard and Keessie - for everything.
When I was a kitten, they used to call me Gerarda. A name that I prefer not to be reminded of, but which still inexplicably comes in handy today. And you can call that separately, if you ask me.
Later, another owner called me Puss. I don't know how they could think of it, but I'm happy to look back on it.
Which I can't say about my current place, frankly. I'm going through life as Blackie now. Everyone looks at me strangely when I'm called. Well, I think he would have preferred a monkey for his birthday...