Flying lessons via Flight School costs money
If you want to get a pilot's license, it generally costs a lot of money. Especially if you want to fly on the big planes, you have to feel deep in the pouch.
For small private planes, the cost of flying lessons will be cheaper, but still far from cheap. If you want to go straight up the sky and think of flying lessons for a helicopter, the prices are different again.
You can also consider taking gliding lessons or pouring down from a mountain with a winged suit and then hope that the wings and the balloon do their job and land you safely, but also for this you need some kind of flying lessons. Whatever you choose and whatever way you want to get off the earth, go up and land on earth again, grab your wallet, because those euros are going to roll.
Flight school in practice
Maybe you should go live in a cabin on the moor and make sure you become completely self-sufficient. If you don't need much to live on, you can pay the cost of those flying lessons. Then you have something!
You can fly out of the earth and see the world beneath you in a different way, and that can be a lot of fun. Meanwhile, you run out of money, broke, bankrupt, bankrupt, begging at the supermarket and eating out of trash cans. But you do have opportunities to leave this miserable earthly existence for a moment to what it is and to go into the air. Maybe with your flying skills, you can get some money back, so you can rebuild a normal life and just live in a house instead of the hut on the moors.
If you want to get a pilot's license, it generally costs a lot of money. Especially if you want to fly on the big planes, you have to feel deep in the pouch.
The promised free flying lesson
It could be cheaper. After all, I promised you free flying lessons. And no, I'm not sending you to flying school. It's very simple. Anyone can do it. Success assured.
You're guaranteed to go up in the air and it's gonna be laughing. Home videos or Bananasplit is nothing in there. You're gonna be world famous. You'll be on Facebook, on You Tube, on Pinterest and you name it. Half the world will know your name and see how you experience flying lessons.
The story will be told for years to come on birthdays and other parties. Time and again people want to hear again, how it was with that free flying lesson and how it ended. Of course, your neighbors are always there and one tells it even more creamy than the other. Hilarious it is. Smile, vultures, roar!
You're gonna live it!
Are you ready for the adventure? Then go to the store and buy a nice marquee.
Next, go to another store, where you buy a video camera.
You're looking for someone who can handle the camera. Together, you're going to practice recording videos so you can be sure that your flying lesson will be a success.
Now you just have to wait for the moment supreme. This unique moment must of course go well all at once, because such a first lesson must be a great success.
Prepare for this unique flying lesson in every way possible, as it will be the experience of your life; free and for nothing. It will be a wonderful day. All your family, friends, colleagues, neighbors, acquaintances, acquaintances, journalists and filmmakers from all over the world are pushing for the best place. The street is blocked off, the police and fire brigade are present in large numbers, the mayor watches from a platform for the best view and your children have been given free from school for this unique occasion. All their classmates and the master and teacher are also present. Of course, the TV is also present.
You are important, and everyone should know that. You want and may be seen, because this is the flying lesson of the century. Never before and never after will there be such a great flying lesson.
We keep an eye on the weather forecast and have daily contact with meteorologists from all over the world for the best wind and especially for the wind force, because you do need a lot of wind for this flying lesson.
Your first flying lesson is a fact
And then the day of days has come. It's gonna start. Your first flying lesson can begin. You set up the marquee near your neighbor's fence. Of course, you bought a light copy, otherwise it will not work. Behind the tent you have a staircase in case you have to climb over the fence.
Everyone's gonna stand at the ready, and then you can hear everyone counting down until the gust of wind comes. It is already visible in the distance. 3, 2, 1 GO, GO, FLY AWAY TO THE SKY...! The sky is the limit; or should we say that the neighbor's garden is the limit???
The cameras buzz, the children sing, the neighbors and visitors laugh a hump; it is a cacophony of sound. Your flying lesson has passed! With a marquee and even if you go up in the air... you hold on to your air marquee convulsively, because such a first flying lesson is exciting. But you fly and fly and fly, higher and higher and higher, and higher, until the wind takes you back and leads you neatly into your neighbor's garden.
There is a big trampoline and of course you end up right there and you come down so hard on your feet, that you immediately fly back into the air and you can show everyone your flying skills. The wind helps and you show your skills.
You go straight up like a helicopter, then you go a whole lot to the left like a big Boeing 747 and you float through the air like a glider. You make beautiful pirouettes like you can do with a small plane and then dive down style or let yourself plunge down a mountain. You come down to the air cushions in the neighbor's garden.
The stairs are placed on their side, so that you end up safely in your own garden. It was a flying lesson to never forget.
This story about the Flight School fits the theme 'school' of the writing challenge of @Hans from Gemert for this month.
