'Hey, where's your hat?' asks Theo the teapot.
'Oh, I took it off,' says Thea the teapot.
'Why?'
'I was really hot!'
'Isn't it nice?'
'No, too hot is too hot and too hot is not nice.'
'Not?'
'No, I don't feel good about that.'
'Well, it can't be hot enough for me. Just give me a scorching, hot, burning cup of tea.'
'Stop it! It makes me hot!'
'You know what else makes me hot?'
'Well?'
'You.'
'Go away!'
'No, really. I think I'm even a bit feverish.'
'That's because of that hat.'
'No, it's because of you, my dear. You have set me on fire.'
'That's the hat, stupid!'
'What are you talking about?'
'You are on fire. That hat has caught fire!'


#140w #theemuts

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