- If he doesn't wake up from a blow job, he didn't have morning wood... but rigor mortis.

- We know that the nature of genius is to provide idiots with ideas 20 years later.

- All religion is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination & poetry.

- When feeding your cat soup, always choose a soup of the same colour as your cat.

- When 2 people kiss, they create a tube with an asshole at each end.

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