There's war in my kitchen...
There's war in my kitchen. Things disappear at night. Especially in the kitchen drawer, in which all kinds of loose objects live. Sometimes I look for the corkscrew, or the mash barrel, the nutcracker.. but they're gone.
Luckily I got help. Help from.... the shadow army !
1. Corporal Garlic Press with a dessert spoon as a weapon. He takes care of the first lines, as a deterrent.
2. Sergeant Can Opener. He has his own weapons always at hand. It is all-round and can be used anywhere.
3. Major General Bokaallid Opener, nicknamed Robocop. Wide shouldered and iron-strong. Although he only carries a dessert spoon as a weapon, he has hidden powers. He's handing out orders to the steak knives army, by the way.
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