Toeti kaputtie
Met de waarschijnlijkheid dat dit verhaal niet gelezen kan worden, er is nl geen officiele spelling voor, plaats ik het toch, want streektaal mag nooit verloren gaan.....
Dao sjteis dich dan, wie ein awt paerd oppe sjtal. Niks es vatsje op dien lief. Aafgekammezäöld en geëkspozeierd mit ein esjelegraw gezich. Ouge wie ein sjtil gedènkteike. Sjouwers hange aaf en noch meer aaf. Tènj op sjloat. Te muig óm te aete.. Loape en bewaege geit neit meer. Versjangeleierd en versjlete pès oppe naod.
Te krank veur ein sjpuit. Baeje, wènt se in häöm geluifs, zouw kènne want hoap deit ummers laeve…
Mer doe bès eine volhawter. Doe höbs nao niks gevraog, en mer door en mer door gaon. Häöpe en aandrieving nao de klote. Gein sjmeersel meer euver, dreug geloape wie eine kepotte benzienmoter.
Doe höbs ’t dich neit laote aangaon. D'r woort ummer goud mit dich ómgegange en doe kreegs wat neudig waor. Mer opèns gaon de jaore tèlle. Daonao geit ’t wie ’t geit en neit angesj.
In de sjtal wurs dich mer neit baeter. Doe bès te wiet versjlete. Sóms mót men sjtop zegke. In dien geval is ’t ummer zo, dets dich te gaer noa boete geis om te geneite van de natuur en alles dao róndjóm. Op dit momènt geit det neit. Dao mót eine mit speciaal gave d'raan böttele, dreje, sjroeve, sjmere en vernuje. Dao óntkómps doe neit aan. Veural dich neit.
Doe bès wie eine Giant, sjtil verlaege en verpópzak mer waal ummer dao wènt ’t houfzaak is.
Nóndedjeu, sebiet bèl ich ‘t alarm nómmer oet BEEG. Opgehaold gewore sjus wie mit eine sjpoed krankewagel opwaeg nao ’t krankehoes. Zónger sireen. Want d'r zeen gelókkig gein vitaal óngerdeile geraak.
Gein infuus nódig, dees keer!
Nao ein nechske wurs dich ontsjlage oet dien sjpitaal en nao hoes gebrach. Frisj, fit en in ein top kondiese bès dich alweier èns truuk gekómme in ’t peleton sjus wie eine Joop Zoetemelk dae oetentjelik den Tour wint..
Dien kaerske blif brenne wie eine dae de vlam aan zien vötje gehawte wurd
Klaor veur dien volgend aventuurke door waer en wèndj.
Mekkeliker waas ’t gewaes óm eine nuje fits te koupe mer doe bès al ein kuipke én doe bès noe einmaol famieje en veur famieje wurt gezórg
Etienne, bedank veur dien gouw zörg en fit(s) makerie.
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Encaustichris
4 years ago
A good bike is indeed a family. You keep fixing it until it really doesn't work anymore. Beware, I'm going to learn the dialect.... 😉
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Rudi
4 years ago
I understand some phrases and words here and there, but not enough to understand the total. Many of the new members don't bother to read a full blog here, you can see from their comments.(I read that it's about something old, too sick for a syringe and at... Show moreI understand some phrases and words here and there, but not enough to understand the total. Many of the new members don't bother to read a full blog here, you can see from their comments.(I read that it's about something old, too sick for a syringe and at the end: it would have been easier to buy a new bike, but you were already a bargain and you are family and family is taken care of.) I feel German influences in the language and therefore I can take a few things out of it, there are also words that lean against my own dialect.
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Han Tummers
4 years ago
In the photo with bike, my daughter
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