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Top 3 slechte openingszinnen

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johan_jongedijk
johan_jongedijk
8 years ago
Nou ja toe maar
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Hpj Goossens
Hpj Goossens
8 years ago
Hahahaha!!!!!
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Flapie
Flapie
8 years ago
en dan zeg ik , ben je wel eens afgewezen? dan is dit nu de eerste keer whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa lol
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kristelschrijft
kristelschrijft
8 years ago
Haha ja. Is deze stoel nog vrij? Ja en deze nu ook ;)
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Flapie
Flapie
8 years ago
sjong zeg wat fout. ken je deze : heb ik me al aan je voorgesteld? nee o dan komt dat vast morgen ochtendvroeg !
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kristelschrijft
kristelschrijft
8 years ago
Haha ja ook categorie flauw en ordinair ;)
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Henkjan de Krijger
Henkjan de Krijger
8 years ago
Super plat zeg ! Mijn openingszinnen waren altijd inventiever :) en niet zo plat.
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Flapie
Flapie
8 years ago
vertel hoe waren die dan hahah nu maak je me nieuwshierig lol
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kristelschrijft
kristelschrijft
8 years ago
Gelukkig maar, met dat platte gedoe zijn de vrouwen zo weg haha.
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ElisabethsMagazine
ElisabethsMagazine
8 years ago
Zijn dit openingszinnen tegenwoordig. Als dit tegen mij gezegd zou worden kon hij afdruipen. Letterlijk! Dankzij de inhoud van mijn glas.
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kristelschrijft
kristelschrijft
8 years ago
Precies. Is wel handig, weet je meteen dat je er geen seconde aan hoeft te verspillen.
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Soberana
Soberana
8 years ago
Als jij dat wel eens hebt moeten aanhoren, verkeer je in gezelschap dat ik niet in mijn buurt zou willen hebben: afgrondelijk ordinair!
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