Koffie verkeerd...

Koffie verkeerd...

Koffie... Iedereen maakt het anders en iedereen vindt zijn of haar eigen brouwsel het lekkers. Het lastigste is om het te zetten voor een ander....


Ikzelf ben niet zo'n koffieleut, maar zo af en toe kan ik er gewoon zo'n zin in hebben. Na een lange dag werken bijvoorbeeld. Toen mijn cliënt vroeg of ik nog wel zin had in een bakkie, zei ik volmondig "Ja, lekker!".                                  Dat had ik nooit moeten doen...                                                                                                   Ik zie nog voor me hoe dat vrouwtje naar het koffiezetaparaat schuivelt en niet de prut die er nog in zit van s'morgens 6 uur weggooit, maar weer aanzet... En met haar vingers plukt ze ondertussen het dikke velletje van de s'morgens gekookte melk...                                                                                                             Ik werd een beetje zenuwachtig en denk bij mezelf: " Ja, meid. Dat was een slechte keuze..." Maar ja, deze mensen zijn midden tachtig en leven nog: hoe erg kan die koffie zijn? Dus drink ik met een dankbaar gezicht mijn kopje leeg, meer melk dan koffie. En vooral vriendelijk blijven lachen...Echt waar: wat een hel... Ik heb het binnen kunnen houden, maar daar is gelijk alles mee gezegd.


 Ik besluit meteen de volgende keer om limonade te vragen.   Dus zit ik een week later om dezelfde tijd met een glas groenige limonade voor me terwijl meneer en mevrouw wellustig aan hun 'koffie' nippen. Ik klem mijn kaken op elkaar en staar angstvallig naar mijn glaasje waar een sterke zoete geur uit opstijgt. Mijn tanden breken al spontaan af: ik kan wel janken.           Voorzichtig neem ik een slok en roep zo serieus mogelijk: " Zo, dát is lekker! Mag ik even kijken wat voor merk dat is? Dan ga ik die ook halen!" en vlieg naar het keukenkastje. Daar pronkt de fles siroop keurig naast de fles afwasmiddel...

Ik neem de volgende keer water, of zouden ze  die buiten uit de regenton halen?  Brrrr!

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Bear animals: real survivors
#Science Love it a bear animal like that? Have you ever encountered it? You don't think so. But I'm sure. The animal is an extreophile and tiny. With their 0.2 or 0.3mm you need eagle-eyed to see them. However, there are 1000 different species on Earth. They can be found in a variety of places. High in the mountains, deep or shallow in the Seas, in Tropical Rainforests and even Antarctica. They are also found in the Netherlands on beaches along the Oosterschelde. One time, a scientific scientist found them so interesting that he might want to study them more closely. After all, they had already been known to have had an evolution of 540 million years. So they already survived some extinctions. Like the extinction of the dinos and other prehistoric animals plus 4 previous devastations happened. The researchers didn't have a lot of trouble to click some of them. But had they left it up to them, the critters would have preferred to stay in their own familiar environment. For they were subjected to numerous barbaric trials, ocharity. Not fun for the critters. Baffling to the scientists! For example, some of them were placed in an extremely dry environment with less than 5% of their normal amount of water. And what did they do? They immediately created proteins that turned the parts of their body into a kind of vitreous composition. Which allowed them to protect their cells from drying out. If they put them back in a normal wet environment, they came back to life after 20 minutes. They froze them too, and when they were thawed, they frolicked again with their eight legs perky over the surface. Punishment after a few weeks they started laying eggs that all came out. They put them in an environment with bitterly low oxygen. They reduced their metabolism to near zero and returned to life as soon as oxygen came back to their disposal. The Scientists can only explain all of this trouble. Some thought they might have hit a meteorite here in the past. So they didn't think better than taking them to the International Space Station. There they were exposed to the freezing vacuum of Space and the cosmic rays. That too survived these tough creatures. Then they went a step further . Would they survive an impact on a planet? For that, they fired at a high speed in freezing state. They survived this too. Even though they should have defied a shockwave of 114.00 times greater than the air pressure on the Earth. At higher speeds, they kept the admittant. Some of them put under extremely germicidal ultraviolet light or bombarded with poison. Causing bacteria and roundworms to leave the 'axe' after 5 minutes The bear animals died only after about 24 hours. And there was one that even survived. As 'cherry on the pie' they also discovered that these extremophiles were able to run as fast as insects, and to each of them, their green poop is almost as long as their own bodies. Their poop is green because they mainly eat algae and shortst mosses. When all life on our planet is gone. Another 10 billion years on. Still crammed bear animals on it. Imagine if they have evolved into super intelligent beings in the meantime. Who, like humans, in minuscule format, had invented all kinds of. That would only be a cool discovery of larger living beings from somewhere out of the universe. The tiny super-survivors with their own civilization and culture on their own huge globe.
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