#Whatsapp is a great invention. No need to call or visit for coffee at 9:30 am or even earlier.
It's also amazing how #popular I still am (mostly in times of need).
The neighbour sent me the next message:
It's over and done.
My wife just threw all her stuff in their frontyard.
They both didn't dare to come outside, were looking through the window.
My wife overheard that that .... tried to poison my food, wants to cut me in pieces me and feed me to the pigs. Sleep tight.He was clearly upset.
What would you answer?
Mine was: who's pigs.