Stories: Het blauwe bloed met de baard

Stories: Het blauwe bloed met de baard

Een seriemoordenaar met blauw bloed wilde trouwen. Hij vroeg de buurvrouw of een van haar dochters geen zin had. Zij weigerden, want zij hielden niet van een man met baard. 

Daar liet de man zich niet door uit het veld slaan. Hij bracht de buurvrouw een karlading walnoten, 10 bloemkolen en voor ieder een nieuwe fiets. Ook mochten zij vakantie vieren op zijn kosten. Daar hadden de dochters wel oren naar. Een gratis vakantie is nooit weg en dan maakt het ook niet uit dat een enge vent met blauwe baard alles betaalt.

De jongste dochter zag de oude zak met euro’s wel zitten en besloot met hem te trouwen. Het huwelijk werd voltrokken op het plein voor het gemeentehuis en zo was iedereen getuige.

Net thuis aangekomen zei de rijkaard dat hij op zakenreis moest. Hij liet zijn sleutelbos hangen aan de haak in de hal en zei: Jij mag overal komen, alles doen behalve in het kleine kamertje komen. Doe je dat wel dan vlieg je er uit.

De vrouw knikte, gaf haar man een knuffel en zwaaide hem uit. Vervolgens nodigde zij haar zus uit om gezellig te komen feesten. Zuster Anna kwam en nam gelijk bezoek mee.

Natuurlijk was de vrouw nieuwsgierig en wist haar man dat. Hij stelde haar op de proef. Tenslotte had hij net als elke seriemoordenaar een gedragscode.

Terwijl de gasten de grootste lol hadden, haalde de vrouw het kleinste sleuteltje van de sleutelbos van haar man en ging op weg naar het verboden kamertje. 

Toen zij de deur open deed kwam de lijkengeur haar tegemoet van een aantal vrouwen dat daar rondhing. 

Van schrik liet zij de sleutel vallen. Natuurlijk viel die weer in een plas bloed. 

Omdat zij geen ziekte wilde oplopen, haalde zij de sleutel er met een pincet uit en in de keuken probeerde zij het bloed er met de afwasborstel af te boenen. Maar hoe zij ook boende, wat zij ook gebruikte, het bloed bleef mooi zitten waar het zat. Nadat zij de sleutel aan een wasknijper te drogen had gehangen verstuurde zij wat snailmail naar haar broers en stuurde de gasten weg. Het feest was over.

Toen haar man die avond al weer thuis kwam brak het zweet haar uit. Natuurlijk vroeg hij om zijn sleutelbos en zag hij gelijk dat het sleuteltje weg was. Na een slag in de rondte gelogen te hebben gaf de vrouw het sleuteltje eindelijk.

Vol afschuw hield Blauwbaard het tussen 2 vingers en vroeg: Wat heb jij gedaan? Jij mocht overal komen, hebt alles en een klein verzoek kun je niet opvolgen? 

De vrouw ging over op de zielige toer en omdat bidden en smeken niet hielp zei zij dat zij even alleen wilde bidden. Ook dat loog zij weer. Zij ging namelijk steeds aan haar zus Anna vragen of de broers er al aankwamen. Toen de broers kwamen was de deur gesloten. Alles was netjes opgeruimd, de beide zusters inclusief.


Wil jij ook mee doen aan de schrijfuitdaging van Hans van Gemert kijk dan naar de blog hieronder.

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Who was I in a past life?
#reincarnation Hello! I am Edward of the Knight. I am very optimistic in character and when people at the KRO asked people to participate in the Regression Therapy program at Louis De Bie, I thought why not? But I have to admit that I didn't believe in having a past life at all. I was thinking, either do you fantasize under a session or it's a form of telepathy. You then, as a ghost somewhere in the Universe, pick up memories of someone else's life. From the Akasha storage area of the Universe maybe. Because that's what I believed in. Also that we each have a soul and we belong to a whole created by the Creator, the source of energy from which everything came into being. But now I have to admit that I am not sure what to think about it. Because the images that I received during my Regression Therapy under the direction of Dr Louis De Bie turned out to be very true. To see if it was right, what I just shook up my sleeve during the session, which lasted about an hour, we went to the area in France. To Normandy. In Tourvolle sur Arques in the countryside stands the Miromesnil castle. Under trance, I told, with great conviction, that I had worked there as a gardener in 1753. Just a little while 250 years ago! The memories that came to me were very vivid. I saw myself planting flowers, weeding among the many vegetables in the vegetable garden, cropping the grass with a scythe, etc. Life as a gardener there, I remembered, was very satisfying. I was living in a house on the right side of the castle with my wife and 2 children. A young and a girl. We all had a loving existence. With the lord of the castle, who appreciated my work, I also had a friendly contact earlier. By the way, it was a man with a good character. He occasionally gave the children some toys and they were also invited to the castle. 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The blacksmith was also a good friend of mine at the time and I was allowed to stay with him. Because of course everything happened with cart and horse back then and if you had to go on foot, it took hours before you got to Rouen from the countryside. I remembered exactly how I had to go a straight road towards Cathedral to see the blacksmith. In the century at that time, all blacksmiths lived together on the same street. They were competitors of each other. In the meantime, the street had changed its name. That's what a local historian told us. Instead of Rue Standre de la Porte aux Fevres, she is now called Rue aux Ours. I had also remembered an inside of a church. After going to see the cathedral inside, this turned out not to be the right church from which I had seen images. It was Eglise StOuen. She looked just like I described under the session. A beautiful stained stained glass Rosette above the entrance to the Church. A dark brown very tall pulpit, a tube organ behind the altar. It knocked like a bus. I also remembered my own passing in this session and saw my then wife, my daughter with her husband and twin children and my son standing around my bed. I was at peace with it at the time because I had a lung disease and I was refraining from it a lot. I was also thankful on my deathbed for the life I had suffered It was a satisfactorily peaceful existence with the pleasure of seeing the plants bloom and growing. Which I really enjoyed back then. I had no enemies and some close friends and a very lovable wife. And real fun kids. I would like to draw storage again for this life. My current life is really hectic. But that's also because I love music a lot, I put myself forward as a DJ. Together with a good friend, I also work out music concepts. In addition, I also work in an advertising agency. You also have to save your household, and I live apart from my soul friend. So a completely different life. 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