Stories: Het blauwe bloed met de baard


Een seriemoordenaar met blauw bloed wilde trouwen. Hij vroeg de buurvrouw of een van haar dochters geen zin had. Zij weigerden, want zij hielden niet van een man met baard. 

Daar liet de man zich niet door uit het veld slaan. Hij bracht de buurvrouw een karlading walnoten, 10 bloemkolen en voor ieder een nieuwe fiets. Ook mochten zij vakantie vieren op zijn kosten. Daar hadden de dochters wel oren naar. Een gratis vakantie is nooit weg en dan maakt het ook niet uit dat een enge vent met blauwe baard alles betaalt.


De jongste dochter zag de oude zak met euro’s wel zitten en besloot met hem te trouwen. Het huwelijk werd voltrokken op het plein voor het gemeentehuis en zo was iedereen getuige.

Net thuis aangekomen zei de rijkaard dat hij op zakenreis moest. Hij liet zijn sleutelbos hangen aan de haak in de hal en zei: Jij mag overal komen, alles doen behalve in het kleine kamertje komen. Doe je dat wel dan vlieg je er uit.

De vrouw knikte, gaf haar man een knuffel en zwaaide hem uit. Vervolgens nodigde zij haar zus uit om gezellig te komen feesten. Zuster Anna kwam en nam gelijk bezoek mee.


Natuurlijk was de vrouw nieuwsgierig en wist haar man dat. Hij stelde haar op de proef. Tenslotte had hij net als elke seriemoordenaar een gedragscode.

Terwijl de gasten de grootste lol hadden, haalde de vrouw het kleinste sleuteltje van de sleutelbos van haar man en ging op weg naar het verboden kamertje. 

Toen zij de deur open deed kwam de lijkengeur haar tegemoet van een aantal vrouwen dat daar rondhing. 

Van schrik liet zij de sleutel vallen. Natuurlijk viel die weer in een plas bloed. 

Omdat zij geen ziekte wilde oplopen, haalde zij de sleutel er met een pincet uit en in de keuken probeerde zij het bloed er met de afwasborstel af te boenen. Maar hoe zij ook boende, wat zij ook gebruikte, het bloed bleef mooi zitten waar het zat. Nadat zij de sleutel aan een wasknijper te drogen had gehangen verstuurde zij wat snailmail naar haar broers en stuurde de gasten weg. Het feest was over.


Toen haar man die avond al weer thuis kwam brak het zweet haar uit. Natuurlijk vroeg hij om zijn sleutelbos en zag hij gelijk dat het sleuteltje weg was. Na een slag in de rondte gelogen te hebben gaf de vrouw het sleuteltje eindelijk.

Vol afschuw hield Blauwbaard het tussen 2 vingers en vroeg: Wat heb jij gedaan? Jij mocht overal komen, hebt alles en een klein verzoek kun je niet opvolgen? 

De vrouw ging over op de zielige toer en omdat bidden en smeken niet hielp zei zij dat zij even alleen wilde bidden. Ook dat loog zij weer. Zij ging namelijk steeds aan haar zus Anna vragen of de broers er al aankwamen. Toen de broers kwamen was de deur gesloten. Alles was netjes opgeruimd, de beide zusters inclusief.


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Wil jij ook mee doen aan de schrijfuitdaging van Hans van Gemert kijk dan naar de blog hieronder.

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The World of Alvergar: Chapter 1
The World of Alvergar: Chapter 1 The Storm awakens - #iwantthisbooster #shortstory #partnering #fantasystories Short Explanation: - The story of the “World of Alvergar” is an interactive story that is made together with everyone on Yoors! In this story, we bring this world to life by adding many different characters, places and events. It takes place in an imaginative Middle Ages where all kinds of adventurous stories take place. And the best part is that YOU can help! To make such a world I am already thinking a lot myself, but also like to hear from you, the people/writers/readers what you have to add to this. So let's build this together and let our creativity go.!! Which preceded.... - We have already added a lot of characters to the world in the previous blogs. (I will write more about this later.) So we have already nicely described our main character Flint and the village where he lives. We also have a start for the story, namely the storm! So for now I thought it was a great time to start Chapter 1 of the story and REALLY write something about the adventure of Flint. I would like to hear tips and feedback about my writing of the next story. I'm used to writing scripts and this is going to seem more like a story from a book. So I personally have no experience with this... BUT YOU PROBABLY DO! 😁 So be sure to give tips and feedback on the story and add something when you know something! Chapter 1: The Storm Awakens - It's a beautiful day in Emmenfield. The beautiful village that originated from cheese trade and also the buildings of cheese are. It's a quiet day for the Cheese Smith and his son “Flint Smithson”. The Smith is busy making a big cheese hammer, this makes him for the Emmental family, the richest family of the village. They have built Emmenfield over the generations and now have complete control over the cheese market. This also creates rivalry and crime. Because the Emmental family is only busy benefiting and keeping their own family in power. Are small groups formed secretly to stop their. Flint sits next to his father and looks at an old portrait of his family when he was little.. Here his mother stands up like a young woman next to his father. Flint was still a little boy with two big teeth. His father asks him if he can bring the hammer away. So Flint puts the picture away in his bag and tackles the hammer wrapped in a nice piece of fabric. His father waves him off while he takes another bite of a block of cheese. Flint runs across the market from Emmenfield to the big house of the Emmental family. He's stopped by a strange character, it's a goat person named Gar of the Chévre family. He tells about the rivalry of the Chévre and Emmental families. These families have been fighting for years, now more secretly than before. And if he brings the hammer to the family, that this will be the end of normal life in the village. Flint decides to ignore this and continues. On Suggestion of @Janne Marthies this rivalry has arisen. Arrived at the big house of the Emmental Family. He knocks at the door with the big door knocker. This looks like a beautiful golden ring in a cow's mouth. After waiting for a while, the big door opens slowly and has a heavy sliding sound. Whoever opens is not the servant as usual. It's no one but Rowdy Emmental this time.. Rowdy is a cow-like boy with the age of Flint. They've known each other since they're little and they always want to be better than the other. Flint is a bit surprised but slowly gives the packaged hammer. Rowdy asks, “Did you talk to anyone before you came here?? “Out of Flint's surprise he nods no. Rowdy says secretly: “Good, because no one can know that I have these until I'm done. Your father knows that, too. Fortunately, I sent him a surprise to make sure he doesn't say anything!” Flint looks up a bit of fright, Rowdy laughs and knows the door. Flint quickly runs to his house. Arriving at his house, he sees his father sitting with a cup of hot tea. Next to him is a strange man but he also seems to be sitting quietly. Flint walks towards them are the man introduces himself as “Albus Blaze, the Wizard of Emmenfield.” Flint doesn't recognize this person from his village and yet he's lived here all his life. Something doesn't seem to be right here. After a short conversation between them, Flint's father tells us that Albus is here to help give the village more life. Right now, Gar is running. Calling to Flint that he shouldn't have given the hammer and that he should get it back. Gar grabs to the collar of Flint fasten a in a kind of fear he shakes him back and forth. Out of nowhere burned Gar, the wizard Albus has shot a fireball at Gar and says, “He knew too much.” Flint is able to promote and do not know what happens to him. His childhood rival Rowdy who has a Hammer he's up to and then sent this wizard to his father who just took down Gar. The Smith grabs a sword and hammer and calls. “What's happening here!” Albus responds: “A lot is going to change here and I'm making sure no one gets in the way.” Flint looks at his father who wants to fight in full rage. The Smith says, “If that includes killing people in Emmenfield, I'm going to stand in the way of it!” He runs at the magician and hits the fireballs on the side this he shoots. Just before he wants to hit the sorcerer there comes A HARD Bang! The sky darkens and in the distance there is a dark cloud. Flint and his father watching what's happening, right now Albus sneaks away. There's been a storm in the distance, the father lays down his weapons and captures Flint. Flint looks up to his father, still not knowing what exactly happens. His father says, “It's time, the storm has awakened, and you're the only one who can stop this.” The End of Chapter 1? More is coming.. - More about the World of Alvagar: - The World of Alvergar: Emmenfield - The World of Alvergar: The Protagonist Flint - The World of Alvergar: First step into the World - A start of something new - This blog is written thanks to: - @Teresa Seia , @Adriana , @Maddys FoodFun , @Janne Marthies and the fans @Mónica , @Ellie Brokking alias Heart , @Zulaine Diaz , @ELINA RICKURA , @EnyaMona , @neygallardo , @Damaris Leon , @pitamaria2000 , @romero_carlos93 , @Naturefreak , @Paula Martins , @keepfaithbaby , @GMO Questions for the following Blog: - - Who meets Flint on his adventure? - What will be the second location of this adventure? - What's Rowdy Emmental gonna do with the Cheese Hammer?? In this I certainly hope again that I have been able to arouse your interest. The story is REALLY coming to life! The next blog we will write more about the characters. At least I have a good feeling about it.! Let's make a new adventure! Greetings - Marc