Why did the coffee file a police report?

1 year ago

When the coffee arrived at the station to file the police report, the officers were initially skeptical. After all, how could a beverage have been the victim of a crime? But the coffee was insistent, and once it spilled the beans about what had happened, the officers had to take it seriously.

Apparently, the coffee had been minding its own business when a donut came out of nowhere and demanded its money. When the coffee refused, the donut took matters into its own hands and mugged the poor beverage. The coffee was shaken, but determined to get justice for itself and for all the other innocent drinks out there.

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