Why do so many of us hate our feet? 10 tips to mask ugly feet

I was lately scouring the internet and interviewing my friends about how they feel about their feet. And nearly everyone answered me with the same remarks: I hate them or I don't really think about them. I haven't met anyone whom screamed at the top of their lungs: I LOVE MY FEET! Why though? It all comes to one thing... Most of us think our feet are the ugliest part of our body. In this article I will shower you with a few tips which I all tried myself to cure my ugly-feet syndrome. This article is also for comedic purposes and some tips are purposely over-exaggerated.

1. They're too big. Remember, there's always someone with bigger feet than you.
2. They're gross. Hey, eating from your nose is gross too! Yes, I saw you.
3. The toes have a weird shape. That's not that bad, now you have something unique to show your friends and family.
4. They're malformed in general.  No one will see that from afar, trust me. Your feet are the last thing people look at. Well, unless they have a foot fetish of course.
5. They stink. Well at least they don't stink more than surströmming. That's the real dealbreaker right there! Unless... your feet really smell like surströmming, then you have a problem.
6. They're darker than the rest of the body. We can easily fix that with some of my tips below.
7. The veins show too much. Just think of them as little snakes under your skin. Oh wait, that's kind of scary.

1. Moisturise your feet

Any beauty guru will tell you and will keep telling you to moisturise, hydrate and moisturise some more. I didn't want to listen and boy, let me tell you: they are right.

When I started using this organic shea butter, my feet became as soft as a baby's bum. This was a miracle as my feet have always been as dry as my throat in the morning. Believe me this tip is the solution to a lot of feet problems we are already having.