Anneke Visser

@annekevisser · 24 Jan 2023

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Yeeaaaaahhhh... I won!

I wrote this message on Plazilla years ago, the site no longer exists, but unfortunately the article is still up to date. With the exception of a few additions, I left the message as I had written at the time. Since I got Gmail, it barely bothers me, but I know that unfortunately there are a lot of people who still get an awful lot of spam every day.

Yeeaaaaahhhh. I have won!

Or would it not be the case and is it all just fake? And did I secretly win nothing? Can I just have a good dream? Everyone knows those emails and letters you get in the mail that say you won something.

Money won

Hey that's a nice email message/letter on the bus, I won a million. What would I do with that? Hmmmmm let's think. buy a farm where I have all the sad dogs, cats, birds, sheep and chickens, etc. can let me walk around and a nice bonus is that I have a nice fresh egg every day.

Take a fun cruise. Although I don't have to pay for the cruise, because I've already won it, but that later.

Continue with my dream. Buy all the beads for my Tedora bracelet, subscribe to the sauna, buy new clothes, books, coloring books, wool, shoes and bags because you can't have enough. ) A nice Ferrari for his hubby and he too gets new clothes and shoes. A nice big yacht. And of course, I would also give something to charities such as the Cancer Foundation, the Red Cross, etc. But hey. what am I reading now? Do I need to activate something first? That link looks rather weird. I'm afraid to take the risk of clicking on it. Soon, my computer will tilt and turn off and I'll never get it to work again because I'm so blunt (deliberately written like that) to click on it. It is not without reason that you are always warned not to click on it, and such a warning is not for nothing. In addition, I did not win that million after all, because it says that I am one of the many chosen ones and all my friends have had it too. Too bad, it was so much fun to dream about.

Cruise won

How nice, I won a Mediterranean cruise. Lovely to be completely pampered for 2 weeks, not cooking (don't hate it), not washing and ironing (it's not my hobby), not vacuuming and mopping and dusting (not my hobby either). Just enjoy, sunbathe, swim, read, visit places where we dock, take pictures, hang out at the bar, sit down with the captain in the evening, occasionally leave a tweet on Twitter. Life can be more terrible. I will only miss our 2 furry monsters on 8 hangover legs, unfortunately, now we only have 1 hairy monster on 4 hangover legs. Maybe I'll smuggle him along then. Don't tell me any further?

Unfortunately, I'm reading the mail again and again and read that I should sound like a link that doesn't look appealing. As written in the previous section, I don't want the red alarm bells to ring because it turns out to be a virus. By the way, this also says that I am the winner, but the neighbours and my family and friends have received exactly the same email. Sob. I thought it would be lovely such a cruise.

Banks

While I'm busy with everything I get in my mailbox, I'll keep going. Do you know that I all have bank accounts in various banks? I didn't know it either. I always thought I was only at one bank, but every day I get emails from various banks asking me to activate the account. Still nice to read that I sit at so many banks. I'm also very curious about how much is in the bank accounts, but don't click on the links in the emails, because before you know it, all alarm bells go off and I'll have the neighbours at the door of what kind of noise that is and the police, fire and ambulance because they were called by a scared neighbor as a precaution. I don't want that. Will the newspaper say tomorrow that Anneke Visser was stupid enough to click on the link in a spam message from a bank and that they had the fire, police and ambulance go out for Jan Doedel while they still had to go to a serious accident in Ens. I would love to be in the newspaper, but in a positive way. ) For example, to write a column or something else.

And I have no idea if there was an accident in Ens, just to name a few. This for those who take it seriously. )

However, I do regret that those prizes are never real, because I would have loved to win a million, a cruise or another trip. And if those bank accounts were real, I was hoping that there would be a large amount of money in them. Unfortunately, that's not the case and it falls under spam and I never click on the links it contains. These types of emails are checked as junk mail.

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