I will give 1000 YP to the person who can give me the funniest, coolest and most original review that they would give themselves. Try to describe yourself as a product or compare yourself to an existing product. Ever wanted to be labeled as a vacuum cleaner or dishwasher? now is your chance!" Here goes my review of myself: "If I could give 0 stars, I would! I only recommend this product to people who have patience. This multi-tool is the most useless gadget ever, it can literally transform into anything: from dishwasher to personal assistant to doing laundry. For any problem, it has a solution ready! However, it comes with one downside: it procrastinates like a maniac and does everything after a specific timer of 2 weeks, so useless! " -------------------------------------------- Update: The winner is @enigma 

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