'Let me out, let me out!' screams Ko.
The poor canary is in a dire situation. A vicious witch has captured him from the witch's circle and locked him in a small cage.
'Keep quiet,' says the witch. 'You're going in the soup.'
'I don't want to be in the soup. I must taste like poop!'
'I love poop,' says the witch. 'It can't taste shitty enough to me!'
The witch bends toward him and says: 'And you look like a real shitter to me!'
Ko suddenly dives forward and bites the witch between the bars of the cage in her crooked nose.
The witch cries out in fright and surprise. 'Oh, you ugly hideous canary. I'll turn you into a dog turd.'
She waves her magic wand, but in doing so accidentally hits the cage which falls off the table.

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