Klein's Critical Column 10 'Klaas Dijkhoff'
Klaas Dijkhoffff
Pffffff... Klaasje... Yeah, I'll make it a diminutive, so it seems less bad.
After all, the man couldn't do anything about it. He wouldn't have checked his pay slips, otherwise he would have pulled the bell. Come on, Klaas is not the first VVD person to stumble of course. Suddenly I want to mention a few 'cases' predecessors:
Jos van Rey, Ivo Opstelten, Fredje Teeven, Ard van der Steur, Henry Keizer, Anouchka van Miltenburg, Ton Hooijmowers, Fritz Huffnagel, Jeanine Hennis-Plasschaert, Edith Schippers, Robin Linschoten, Jan Broertjes, Neelie Kroes,... And then in random order. Yeah, not all cases maybe but at least got into a discredited position. Slightly corrupt as well. Or something else. Bad news, anyway. They are all under fire, just like in Scheveningen. Oh, no, not there anymore. Too bad, because according to the pyromanities, that is “The only thing they have left”. “That is their life”. (a fire once a year) Sad. Admittedly, it was spectacular last year! But back to the VVD. Ohh! No, that is also VVD! Johan Remkes. He will also have to grab his rushes later. It must be in the stars.
There's some sort of selective dyslexia at that club, I think. There were also certain receipts. Well, well, we shouldn't bring that up either, should we? Forgive and forget. The latter happens to our Prime Minister sometimes. So it could happen to the best.
What do you think, will Klaas fall or not? Well, first but Sinter-Klaas.
Rutte, Temptation Island en prins Andrew