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@qa_animatables · 13 Sep 2021
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What is the funniest joke you know by heart?

I am very curious to what everyone's signature joke is that they go around and tell everyone they meet about.

  1. Comment below what your most favourite joke is that you either invented yourself or heard somewhere.
  2. If you don't have one, please skip this question or come back later 😄
  3. Try to avoid mentioning the same joke as someone else in the comments.
  4. Receive a small reward in YP for your comment


#qa #funny

  • Comments (34)
Rudy Siedlecki 🌳
Self-conceived: 'The only hobby where men want to have the smallest is Bonsai'. Surreal: The Crocodile. the greener how swimmer. Remember myself: 'I follow the Whisky diet, I've lost three days.'

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Diana Lima
When the world was created, God had done almost everything. The Devil saw this and he wanted to play too. " Please, Please, Please," he said, "Please let me create something! Please, Please!" God was tired of listening to him, so he agreed: "Ok, ok... but... Show more
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Rudi
I've told him a thousand times and every time my kids hear me start with the joke, their eyes start spinning and I hear 'Neeeeen'. It has to be told in Flemish: One giraffe says to another giraffe “Silk gi Raf”. translated is that 'Are you Raf' but that is no... Show more
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Marc
I remember it well, very well even, as if it happened yesterday: In our class of the fifth academic year (secondary education) we planned a plan to polish our very strict teacher. We had all put it together for a real stink bomb (you used to buy it) and put... Show more
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ELINA RICKURA
I have a lot of anecdotes to tell. Hahaha just thinking about it gives me laugh. My co-workers always remember when I used to jump around the grass with my students in the mountains. I was doing it as a joke to annoy the boss but the boys enjoyed it.
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rorocando
A joke that is mine is being a witch or cuaima. 😋😋😋 characteristic of dominant women in my country who do not tend to be exclavated or maids in their own home where man does household chores for equal conditions. i am cuaima. 😁
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naf1971naf
when talking about the phobia that some people may have on insects, comes to mind a joke that many years ago did to a friend they chased with a cockroach, it was a race worthy of breaking the record in an Olympiad for the speed and distance traveled
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Maria
one Christmas we went to a bazaar to sell Christmas items that I made, our son was a little boy of two years old and we got a cardboard box with a ribbon where we kept the things we had to sell, as the box was empty, he suddenly got in there and... Show more
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Encaustichris
When I've talked too much again: we've been hookers for far too long. “a hooker doesn't get old, it just wears out”. not my own, but at work it is used so often that I took over. (By the way: all respect for prostitutes!)
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Child of Nature
Question "Well, how?!" on Croatian slang "P-KAK?" sounds like chicken coop, often used by me haha especially funny joke to say after doing something clumsy 😁
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Wendy
+20 YP
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Ingrid
This wonderfully dry super simple remains fun (at least, I think hey): There are two grains of sand running through the desert. One says to the other, “Busy huh?” Supermealy!!
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tiwarisarita623
This is a true incident but was very funny. I was working in an NGO and was visiting a rural village to speak to men about vasectomy. Thus guy stood up from the crowd and said, " I've already gotten the wires disconnected, do you want me to remove the meter as well"?
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Lilith Rose
A bear and a bunny are taking a poo in the woods, the bear turns to the bunny and asks, "excuse me, do you have trouble with poo sticking to your fur?.

To which the bunny replies "no, i don't".

So the bear wiped his butt with the bunny
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neygallardo
the joke that I always remember, is to tie a bill with a long thread and stand behind the door, when someone approaches to grab the bill you pull it with the thread, the person is surprised and there you open the door and laughs.
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Nuno Neves
This one is taken from the French film La Haine.

Question: What does a suicidal say while falling after throwing himself from a building?
Answer: Until now, everything's fine... Until now, everything's fine... Until now, everything's fine...
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Toto Animo
I always found the movies of Mr.Bean to be very funny. From that, I remembered how in a restaurant he puts a giant shank with skin and already in his mouth and pops something in the handbag of a woman at a nearby table. That was really hilariously funny.
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Zulaine Díaz
I have many Per or one of them was when my eldest daughter was 3 months old and I was wearing the Christmas crib and I came and put her inside the manger to take some pictures
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Wendy
A joke we pulled out a lot in high school is to go gazing up in any place, pointing into thin air, and letting oh's and ah's hear. As soon as a group of people is gathered around you, ask what is so special and why everyone points out so excited.
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Yvonne Coppens
Yeah, that shouldn't be too hard. .
But I don't have an active reminder of it.
sorry
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yanetnava39
Huy I have many but there is one I have a neighbor who is Colombia and a niece came to my house with her newborn baby and it occurred to me to put her in a basket without clothes with the pure diaper in front of her door and she rang the bell when she came... Show more
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Villalobosez
when we go to lunch we ask the time and the one who answers has to wash the dishes
when they ask me how are you answer “no better than you”
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jose07610
One of the jokes I used to see in elementary school when I was a kid. It was that the children would put tacks on the other classmates' seats to make him jump and give him a hard time
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Gustavo Perez
One of the jokes I remember seeing and that I played, is the one where you print the face of a horror character and stick it close to a corner of the house, to make it look like someone is peeking, hahaha.
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Rosita&Charlene-Blogs-Creaties
The joke I still laugh at that I used to do with the whole class is to put a fart cushion on our master's chair. The master didn't think it was funny, but the whole class laugh twice from laughing. It was a really boring master, too, so he didn't think it was funny.
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enigma
The problem is, if you tell a joke here, the translation will destroy all puns that make the joke funny.
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Juli.carmen
The most recent joke I remember was made by some companions to me.yerno.they put him in the elevator a pack of dollars and he was very happy to pick them up and went home and when he got to check out he realized that they were monopoly
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