What is your biggest kitchen fail? - Yoors

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The Q&Animatables

@qa_animatables · 21 Jun 2021

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What is your biggest kitchen fail?

We all have had our deals in the kitchen. Whether it was cooking and failing a recipe hard. Or make a damn mess in there, slipping over the same liquid and falling on our ass.

My biggest kitchen fail is a rather unfortunate one. Back then I was living with my roommate, and she had her boyfriend over. I put in some leftover pizza in the microwave and just left it unattended for 30 seconds.

To my surprise I heard the smoke alarm beep and the noise was super loud also. My pizza was smoking a cigarette, I thought! Nope, that shit was burning. My heart started beating so fast, because I did not know how to turn it off. And back then my dumb ass thought that the smoke alarm was directly connected to the fire department.

I was paralysed and standing there like a statue.

So here I was thinking that the firemen were going to come to put out some imaginary fire, my roommate and her boyfriend came to my rescue and tried to get rid of the smoke. The fire alarm finally stopped beeping.

I panicked and I asked them: Do I have to apologise to the the firemen outside because it was false alarm?

They laughed at me and assured me there's no firemen coming and told me that the only one I should be apologising to is my pizza.

What was your biggest fail in the kitchen?

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Rudy Siedlecki 🌳

Rudy Siedlecki 🌳

As a child, I had seen my mother bake bananas, a dessert that my father and I did appreciate.. When my mother was ill one day, I had the bright idea to surprise my father with the baked bananas.. By mistake I scattered salt instead of sugar on the bananas; really not to eat.

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Rudi

That's a really funny story and I must say I had to laugh. I have two left hands when it comes to cooking, but also other handy works. As long that I can write, sing of draw nobody gets hurt, but when I'm standing in the kitchen, my wife also gets the firemen under speed dial. Real good story.

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@Rudi Thx so much! :)

Madeleine

Hihihi I see that pizza ash for me 😂. I was a disaster when I left home. I didn't know anything.. My mother has made a lot of attempts to tear me everything you can do your household, but I had no interest at all.. And then I lived with my hubbie and he got m... Show moreHihihi I see that pizza ash for me 😂. I was a disaster when I left home. I didn't know anything.. My mother has made a lot of attempts to tear me everything you can do your household, but I had no interest at all.. And then I lived with my hubbie and he got meatballs.. They were so horribly salty hahaha.. I don't know how many meatspices had to go through, so just what done. They were really not eating.. Also once it came home and I was standing behind the gas stove and in a sprint it ran to me and took my shirt off.. That's where I was in bra in front of him.. I thought what next?? Turned out I was on fire.. The flames were already running over my back.. I had a lace shirt.. How lucky he came in at the right time.. That's how I break crockery regularly, not of anger that I'm going to throw it, but far too temperamental, bam, bats and then you hear rummming again. I worn out a lot of tableware.. And when I cook, it's always like a bomb exploded in the kitchen.. Everything is full, but compared to the old days almost everything tastes very good.. So one learns hahaha all the time.. I also like everything that has to do with food.. 😉😁

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Madeleine

@The Q&Animatables oh yes and then I forget all those panelholders that regularly flung on fire, smoke detectors that go off regularly, because I forget the sandwich. Burns of the oven I sustained or end up with your finger in boiling noodles, ladles that break down while cooking 😂

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Frutselen in de Marge

Frutselen in de Marge

The 1st pancake still fails, thankfully not much food ruined in my life..
But with unknown devices, unfortunately, even at work, oops

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rorocando

It's not good to laugh but mine was something similar Only it was with oil I was trying to fry a chicken but like I turned on the oil long before it was burning the oil and throw out the frying what I was going to cook, that burned the whole kitchen the hood... Show moreIt's not good to laugh but mine was something similar Only it was with oil I was trying to fry a chicken but like I turned on the oil long before it was burning the oil and throw out the frying what I was going to cook, that burned the whole kitchen the hood was a total disaster and for a change then I tried to remove the pan and put it in the sink and splashed all the oil until I burned my legs. Hahahaha

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Encaustichris

Shall I tell you about that time I put a cup of milk with teaspoon and all in the microwave (nice fireworks?!)? Or about the time I started baking rice cookies: rice, milk, flour, mixing, baking, and not understanding why it didn't become biscuits.... (there should also be an egg!)

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Gollo

My mess in the kitchen was when I burned my lunch I arrived tired one day I was taking care of my dad and lunch awoke me the smell was a mess.

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Ingrid

Boil boiled potatoes dry. As far as your pizza is concerned, that's how you burned some calories :-)

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reymons1103

My biggest failure was to make an incredible mess in the kitchen when I made dinner which burned me and almost everything burned down in the house too

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Maria

my failure was a cake that looked like a dish of these used to throw, I didn't grow besides being hard!!, a disaster that I will never forget and that my family reminds me all the time, we laughed a lot about it

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@pitamaria2000 😂😂 poor cake!

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Flying Eagle

Just wait. pizza! Or not so.? 😀 ... Show moreJust wait. pizza! Or not so.? 😀

My moment comes fairly close to this. I used to cook for others for the very first time; my roommates in the student apartment.
Only I forgot to put enough water in the pot of green beans. And checking during cooking time wasn't there either, so it became black beans.
That didn't really like it, say. Our contact actually stopped there.

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Gustavo Perez

I remember the time I was making a cake, it's something I've been doing for a long time and basically i know the ingredients by heart. But that day I don't know what happened to me and I bought yeast instead of buying baking powder. And it turns out that... Show moreI remember the time I was making a cake, it's something I've been doing for a long time and basically i know the ingredients by heart. But that day I don't know what happened to me and I bought yeast instead of buying baking powder. And it turns out that when baking the cake never rose because I had added yeast to it (which is often thrown into the dough to make bread and should be left to stand).

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Opuntia

When I was on a vacation in Hungary I wanted to make pudding. The packages for salt and sugar looked very much alike there. The fact that I didn't speak Hungarian wasn't very helpful either. I don't think I have to explain much more about what happened; the pudding was saltier than McDonald's French fries 🤢 🤣

De Knutseljuf ✂️🇳🇱

De Knutseljuf ✂️🇳🇱

I once put a chicken in the oven, but the pouch with the filling was still inside (inside the (whole) chicken). Did I know much?!

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Ice Age veverica

Ice Age veverica

"Bounty cookies". It was complete disaster. I burn chocolate in bowl and it became like stone, other ingridients doesn't mix on way i can make little cocos balls.

naf1971naf

I think the worst failure was when teenager wanted to make a soup, throw vegetables and a little vinegar, as it did not taste as much vinegar, hahahaj nothing could be eaten

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lozanodurfay

Hummm I had a maluca experience with some tamales. I always saw mom in life when I did tamales to sell so my brothers wanted to eat tamales and I get to do them but they were almost without mass it was very fatal when you want to do something and it doesn't fit you like. But there is little by little how I learned them to do.

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Sarah Ben Avraham

Sarah Ben Avraham

My first failure trying to cook was when I was 8 or 9 years old and my mom had a chicken thawing and she came out of emergency and I was hungry and I started to depress the chicken and put it to cook I wash it well but do not take away the organs that they... Show moreMy first failure trying to cook was when I was 8 or 9 years old and my mom had a chicken thawing and she came out of emergency and I was hungry and I started to depress the chicken and put it to cook I wash it well but do not take away the organs that they bring inside like the heart and other things and my mom told me that we didn't eat heart or livers because that contained pure blood

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danielojeda12

hello greetings well I can tell you hahahaha first I do not cook or water because it burns me. I once spent two weeks alone and ate pure bread.. with cheese and I pose to fry some eggs with half a litre of oil.. I think hahaha is the craziest and most failure thing that happened to me in the kitchen..

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Niria

It feels very funny that story but poor pizza. I like to cook I am very careful in the kitchen I am very afraid of burns and past meals from the oven are nothing pleasant

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abuelanoramoran

abuelanoramoran

I went on to make a rice and I started cleaning my room and I forgot the rice and when I got out I got the house full of smoke and my neighbor calling me because the smoke was coming out

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YOLEINY MORAN

Well few are my bad experience in the kitchen but one day I was softening some caraota in a pressure cooker and I exploded there had been caraota to the ceiling and my daughter was in the kitchen was stressful

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Ernesto Amador

My biggest mistake or failure in the kitchen, was to throw avocado into a stewed meat I was preparing, I thought when adding avocado it would taste delicious, because no! I was bitter. Avocado is not cooked.

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Leo 1

I think my biggest miss was the fact that I went to a playground with my grandchildren and dropped myself to sit with three people on a so-called seesaw.. The two grandchildren of seven and nine years on one side and me on the other side.. But when the... Show moreI think my biggest miss was the fact that I went to a playground with my grandchildren and dropped myself to sit with three people on a so-called seesaw.. The two grandchildren of seven and nine years on one side and me on the other side.. But when the seesaw with the two girls was downstairs, one stepped off.. I came down with such a blow that I suffered from my balls for three days..

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Dragonz-David

It's a funny thing about the story. The truth is that I love cooking and they tell me that I cook very well. But once, I remember I was making some pizzas in the house for the family and then I went out of the kitchen to do other things that I had pending.... Show moreIt's a funny thing about the story. The truth is that I love cooking and they tell me that I cook very well. But once, I remember I was making some pizzas in the house for the family and then I went out of the kitchen to do other things that I had pending. But when I return after several minutes. The whole pizza was burned.. Let's say that day there were no pizzas for anyone hahaha

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keyportillo

Hahaha it is certainly inevitable to laugh at this anecdote and all that you went through. My anecdote even if I don't have a lot of comedy, it was a birthday of one of my sons hahaha I made him the cake with that love of the world hahahaha the very damned... Show moreHahaha it is certainly inevitable to laugh at this anecdote and all that you went through. My anecdote even if I don't have a lot of comedy, it was a birthday of one of my sons hahaha I made him the cake with that love of the world hahahaha the very damned cake went up but when it cooled down it got almost the thickness of a leaf hahahaha my son told me mommy and that ugly cake? At least it doesn't taste bad hahahaha.

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Estrella

Tried to make a baked chicken, it was very beginner: C burned me toooodoo! I made a total disaster hehehe, but well as at the same time number 4 was that I was half acceptable

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neygallardo

I spent once, using a pressure cooker, luckily I can't explode but it was a horrible experience, feeling the cock of pressure, and the worst thing is that no one dared to go in to turn off the kitchen, to prevent it from exploding.

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abreusoleidy

Excellent story the one you lived left you a unique and important experience well my biggest failure was to try to make a meal in my aunt's oven and it was damaged when I went to light it explode was a big scare

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ppoli61

I was a girl and we had made a magnificent and copious rice salad. I carried it triumphantly into the living room. But I stumbled. I let you imagine the ending.

Andrea Garcia

hahaha, very comical your story but they are part of our personal learning our failures are sandwiches to keep trying to improve in life, while we change our mindset we will improve as people and we will not see failure but learning.

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enigma

When I was 17, I had cooking class at school. Weekly. You always had to work together with someone, so I always worked with my best friend. But neither of us had some cooking experience. Once the pan caught fire because the oil was burned because we were talking instead of cooking.

Néstor David

Well preparing “sushi”, trying to do it with traditional rice, it was a total failure the roles did not meet hehe and did not know very well, but nevertheless I do not intend to be with defeat 👍

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Mariangeles Flores

Mariangeles Flores

I loved your publicaxcion until I could say that you encouraged me to cook hahaj I just clean my sister kitchen has not attracted my attention so if I sew but only the basics because everything burns me

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Matyory Montezuma

Matyory Montezuma

I loved your post I hope the next one you're right tell me cook with children over more mistakes and failures there are in the cosina and with a hungry family much more

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GomezJosefina

I find it very diveertid and instructive your publication is even interesting well I have always cooked my family but there are always mistakes in every chef hahahaha I congratulate you on it

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nervingonzalez2021

nervingonzalez2021

For me the biggest failure is undoubtedly everything I have with cake decorating, because salty things are very good to me but when it comes to sweet things I miss

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Jean Lois

wow I loved your publicicopn hope to us the next year of cooking not anyone dominates it but those who win the happiness of the people with their taste because someone sad you give a cake and are happy things like that

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Nellysaid

wow I loved your post I'll look forward to the next one and the photo you used I like it a lot good if I tell you don't let me be in the cosina because there's always something wrong with me hahaha

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Danialegc

hahaha I love the photo you used and the words you used highlighting the topic I love twe congratulate for it I don't cook so much but the least thing that happened to me is that the oil jumps over my hahaha

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leninJM

I have had more love failures than in the kitchen, I try to do my best and although many times I don't have a good criticism I still try. a couple of months ago I made rice for food and it was a little hard but I was very happy about my progress.

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Michell

Cut my finger and burn a cake I still remember it and make me want to laugh when I remember how the cake was all calcined was a day of burn and laughter

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yanetnava39

Very comical your story but it's true you always had a bad experience in the kitchen on my part the worst thing that happened to me was once I wanted to put a pastcho in the oven I put it in and after a while I see that smoke is coming out of the oven it... Show moreVery comical your story but it's true you always had a bad experience in the kitchen on my part the worst thing that happened to me was once I wanted to put a pastcho in the oven I put it in and after a while I see that smoke is coming out of the oven it scared me a lot I thought the pasticho had burned when I open the oven I see that the smoke came out was because I had forgotten to take out a plastic rate that was there the rate would be completely demolished

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fanny

Hahaha like most of us have the same thing about burning dinner because I spent a day I made cookies and I forget that I still had it in the oven and suddenly I got the smell 🤦‍♀️ when I took them out it looked like a charcoal.

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Niyorlis

If something like this happens to me with a pizza I think I cry, because every time I make one I stay stuck in the oven with the longest list as fast as possible. I happened something similar, I used a glass container and put it in the kitchen with quite a... Show moreIf something like this happens to me with a pizza I think I cry, because every time I make one I stay stuck in the oven with the longest list as fast as possible. I happened something similar, I used a glass container and put it in the kitchen with quite a flame put some chicken prey on it and suddenly the glass of the container broke, I lost lunch there was smoke other.

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Anne Villalobos

Anne Villalobos

my biggest mess was making cakes, but not cooking but washing the utensils, I covered the drain and the water came out of the dishwasher, the kitchen was made a pool and the amount of dishes and water was huge

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