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MonsterMam
Joined 12 Apr, 2016
En terwijl ben ik er alweer 35....
Even zien, mama van 3, vrouw van 1.
Chaos is ook een vorm van orde.
In elk geval, hier vind je vooral wat blogs waarin zowel ik, als Maximilian, Cassandra, Valkyrie en Willhelm in voorkomen. De eerste drie zijn m'n helden, de laatste m'n halve trouwboek.
Weze welgekomen.

Disclaimer: ik ben niet verantwoordelijk voor enige geleden psychische schade door het lezen van door mij geschreven blogs.

Oh, en ik ben Sigrid ;)
My Dark Poppy's so far
diniedezeeuw
3 weeks ago
It's still going steadily by. My Dark Poppys keep coming. By now the counter is already at 10 and I try out a young man every now and then. I find it a bit harder to shape it but I think it worked out pretty well. As soon as I get 15, I'm gonna see if I can put together a birthday calendar.. I have heard that in August the first fair for me will start again and then it is nice to have some in the ...
Today spontaneously vaccinated on Curaçao.
Henkjan de Krijger
2 weeks ago
My wife @Tania Kross comes from Curaçao which is why we have been inspired by Corona for almost a year. Every other month I am in the Netherlands to take pool height again:) As I wrote earlier. The Netherlands seems to be more acidic? Curaçao is becoming more dushi. Curaçao had few infections before, but the elections have changed that. As a result of the elections, the number of infections and...
The socially acceptable mental relief hairstyle
MonsterMam
2 weeks ago
#undercut #crazyhaircuts It is sometimes said that after every setback, women are spurring towards a hairdresser. I get it, there's something liberating falling from her. Personally, I'm more the diy type, but one without talent. Fortunately, there is a way to safely do a Britney. There are perhaps quite a lot of women who still look beautiful with a shaved head... I belong rather to the kind that...
Highlight of the day
MonsterMam
2 weeks ago
Next month my grandma's birthday and I'm a little bit of inspiration so I came up with the bright idea of calling her and trying to figure out what I could do her a favor. Now.... I call and there is immediately recorded and said hello, but not by my grandmother and I also do not have the wrong number. I also immediately recognize the voice of the “human” who brainwashed me for years and threa...
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I Want This Booster! But Not For Myself!
GMVDMinimalism
3 weeks ago
As many of you know, I have a company whose revenue/profit is spent on minima-families. Every now and then, such an incredibly poignant story comes along.. I share this on my Facebook group The Hermelijnhof so people can see what they're donating for. Below is a report from today. Just had a long conversation with a woman who had finally gathered the courage to ask for help this morning. I'm so pr...
Outlander vs Poldark
MonsterMam
3 weeks ago
Now that the costume dramas are clearly on the rise, I am curious if Norway is the only country that is very divided about this. Both series are based on the eponymous book series but where the entire Poldarkreeks can be seen for free on public television you need an extra package for Outlander. As far as the book series is concerned, the entire Poldarkreeks in Norwegian is available in bookstores...
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Pageview Reward Stopped
Henkjan de Krijger
5 months ago
The mistakes of thinking of Yoors - Read more Pageview Reward Stopped Immediately In the last 3 years of Yoors existence, Yoors rewarded every page view that was generated. So far I have paid €69,554,01. But over time came to the conclusion that this is not the way for Yoors in the longer term. You can read this above. In short, all evil things that happen on other platforms such as data collect...
Yoors resume, for new and recurring Yoors members
Ingrid Tips en meer
4 months ago
Since Yoors has made quite a few developments over the course of time, it seems to be a bit overwhelming for new and returning members. What can be done? How does that work? Summarized: - - On this blog platform, called Yoors, you can post lots of things. For example, a photo, story, poem or blog, in short many kinds. In a short post, or in a more extensive post. Explanation: https://yoo.rs/nl/tip...
Picturetime.
MonsterMam
3 weeks ago
#photography Because my kids are the most beautiful xD And because it's been a while since the yoorsies got an update from Maximilian (while already six and a half), Cassandra (four and a half) and Valkyrie of two and a half. Hilsen fra Norge!
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Copyright Copywrong
Henkjan de Krijger
2 months ago
To whom it may concern : My dear friends i see too much copied content at the moment @ Yoors. This is content from a source which is not yourselves. You are harming the person or persons who made it . You are harming Yoors. Creativity and original content will be rewarded. You can do it! Making your own creations will be more satisfying and rewarding in many ways. I promise. You can better post on...
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Yoors app
Lichtophethart
10 months ago
I was wondering if there are still plans for a Yoors app? I know it's been talked about before. I notice that sometimes it doesn't work quite cool on a phone. I myself usually sit on my laptop at night. That works fine by the way. Visiting Yoors on a tablet I can't judge that. I can imagine that most members visit the most Yoors on their mobile. My question to Yoors is: Will there be another Yoors...
Willen jullie een review schrijven over Yoors ?
Henkjan de Krijger
2 years ago
Photo by Cora Ortiz on Unsplash Willen jullie allemaal beter gevonden worden in Google dan hebben we meer reviews nodig. Je kunt hier je review geven en gewoon melden wat je van Yoors vindt. Het mag positief en negatief zijn. Gewoon wat je vindt. Meld me even als je het geschreven hebt hieronder in reacties. Dan ontvang je 100 Yp.   UPDATE : Lukt het niet via de link zoek dan op ' Yoors Voorw...
Boho style bracelet
Ingrid Tips en meer
10 months ago
For me, bracelets are often just too small or too fine. Now and then I make something out of denim fabric. This time, a bracelet.From an old, broken jeans I cut two pieces of band. On one piece there were 2 knots and on another piece 2 holes. Was that a good time!I wrapped the pieces around my wrist and measure where I should sew the 2 pieces together, so that the buttons and buttonholes were plac...
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Diy Jibbitz
MonsterMam
9 months ago
Oh help. On the list for school was “innesko” After a lot of research and inquiries around so that the first days of school do not cause embarrassment in my adolescent almost six years old this turns out to be really about Crocs. Now not only do I find these things ugly, but because of all those holes you don't get a decent name sticker stuck there either. However, those things came up with cl...
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Critical questions are allowed, but rules must be
Dana
10 months ago
#140w #schrijfuitdaging “Asking critical questions is allowed, but we implement the measures taken to prevent problems.” 'But why not a warning in advance? ' 'When I see someone crossing the motorway with earplugs and threatening to get under a truck, I pull him off the road, too. ' 'But because of my excess earwax I cannot tolerate such caps, so that vision does not apply to me. ' “I'll get...
Writing Challenge April: Date with Myself
MonsterMam
1 year ago
As a preparation, I put a large cake on the garden table. The pants where the elastic has to be sewn back are in the basement on the sewing table. For emergency scenarios, the bank card is on the closet. My husband looks after the children. I have a date with myself. A foam bath is waiting for me, a pitch-black cup of coffee on the edge and a martiniglas filled with licorice and strawberries in th...
Kleuterdokters
MonsterMam
1 year ago
Medische conversaties met kleuters na even neergegaan te zijn... 👱♂ mama jij staat altijd terug op he? 👩 normaal wel liefje 👧 og hva om mama ikke sta op? 👱♂ vi ringer papa 👩 en als papa niet opneemt? 👱♂ wat dan? 👩 wat denk je? 👧 meter!! 👱♂ ja dan prikken we je bloed 👩 ok en dan? 👱♂ dan kijken we naar het cijfer. 2 getallen of lo, suikerwater in je mond, 3...
kinderpraat
MonsterMam
1 year ago
#kinderpraat #logica Waarom ik mijn vijfjarige dus niets wijs maak... 👱‍♂️ mama, hoe komt het dat kindjes zo geloven? 👩 hoe bedoel je liefje? 👱‍♂️ wel sint, kerstman, al die sprookjes 👩 omdat sprookjes ook mooi zijn om in te geloven 👱‍♂️ vind jij dat? 👩 vind jij dat niet? 👱‍♂️ nee, ik vind het - lange pauze - gruwel 👩 gruwel? 👱‍♂️ ja, die ma...
kleuterpraat
MonsterMam
1 year ago
#kleuterpraat #heks #mama 👩 er staan stokjes op tafel 👱‍♂️ hoe komen die daar? 👩 die heb ik getoverd 👱‍♂️ nee 👩 hoe niet? 👱‍♂️ jij bent geen tovenaar of heks Of toch niet dat soort heks 👩 😮 wat voor heks ben ik dan wel? 👱‍♂️ gewoon het soort dat in een pot roert en een zwarte kat heeft 👩 je bedoelt het soort die jou in een kikker kan veranderen...
kinderpraat
MonsterMam
1 year ago
#kinderpraat #ironman #taakverdeling #conversatiesmetmijnvijfjarige 👩 Hoe was het op de barnehage vandaag Max? 👱‍♂️ ok 👩 Wat heb je allemaal gedaan? 👱‍♂️ taken gegeven 👩 oh? Wat voor taken? 👱‍♂️ *zucht* 👩 ok... heb je ook wat geleerd? 👱‍♂️ ja 👩 wat dan? 👱‍♂️ hoe iron man te maken? 👩 hoe doe je dat dan? 👱‍♂️ *diepe zucht* pruts...
kinderpraat
MonsterMam
1 year ago
#kinderpraat #ei Bij het eten... ik merk dat Max geen kip neemt.. 👩 Max, heb je geen zin in kip? 👱‍♂️ Nei da 👩 Je lust dat toch graag? 👱‍♂️ Ja da, maar het is ok. Er zit al kyllingfoetus in de pasta 👩 Ze noemen dat 'ei' schat 👱‍♂️ pot"e"to, pot"a"to 👩 Moe Max? 👱‍♂️ Ja da 👩 ik merk het...
knutselenmetkinderen
MonsterMam
1 year ago
#knutselenmetkinderen #fijnemotoriek #zelfkaartenmaken #kerst Om de fijne motoriek bij kleuters te oefenen kan je heel leuke projectjes doen. Met de kerst in aantocht zijn zelfgemaakte kerstkaarten een mooi idee. En die hoeven niet noodzakelijk verstuurd te worden. Je neemt een blad papier en vouwt het in twee, als extra bescherming voor de draden van de genaaide figuur wordt de binnenkant namelij...
Pastasalade
MonsterMam
1 year ago
#Pastasalade met kippenbilletjes uit de oven #recept #avondeten #verborgengroenten Ik begin met de kippenbillen, die smeer ik in met boter, chilipoeder, peper en zout en leg ze in een kommetje. Daar pers ik nog een halve citroen over uit - wanneer manlief niet mee eet of iets anders eet doe ik er ook nog een scheut kalas over voor een lekker zoet glazuursmaakje maar deze keer dus niet. En zo gaat ...
dichtnaaien
MonsterMam
1 year ago
#dichtnaaien #kleuterpraat #seksueleopvoeding Een bleke broek plus internal texas chainsaw massacre down under én een allesziende vijfjarige in huis... 👱‍♂️ mama, als je zo hard bloed zou je dat beter door de dokter laten naaien hoor. 😮😑 👩 eih schatje, je weet toch nog waar kindjes vandaan komen he 👱‍♂️ ja 👩 weet je nog dat eitje dat daarvoor een zaadje moet opslokke...
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