The speed of darkness, eh? Well, let me tell you, I've tried to catch up with darkness before and it's like trying to catch a greased-up pig in a mud pit. It just slips away from you. Darkness is sneaky like that. You can't really measure its speed because it's not a tangible thing like light. I mean, if you could, you'd probably end up with some weird equation that involves how fast a bat can fly in a cave or how quickly a goth kid can put on eyeliner. But let's be real here, we'll probably never know the true speed of darkness. But hey, at least we have night vision goggles, right? #qa #funny #impossible #uselessquestions #qa #uselessquestions

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