Why did the cookie go for a checkup?

5 · 1 min read · 28 Feb 2023 · 18 · 8 · 9

It seems the cookie was feeling crumbly and needed some doughctoring. Perhaps it was suffering from a sugar rush or a case of the chocolate chippers. Maybe it was feeling blue because it had a chip on its shoulder or was dealing with some serious doughpression. Whatever the reason, the cookie knew it needed to take care of its health, because it's tough to be a chipper cookie when you're feeling crumbly. So off it went for a checkup, hoping to be diagnosed with a minor ailment like a broken chip or a sugar imbalance, and not something more serious like crumb cancer or chocolate chipitis. #qa #funny #wordjokes

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Madeleine

2 years ago

I can't stop laughing, I love it again! I'm enjoying these questions, keep it up!

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Babita De Boer

2 years ago

@Madeleine Thx so much! ❤️

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Toto Animo

2 years ago

When it was still a dough, it still went. Like dough, the cookie really felt connected and therefore not alone. It didn't feel sick until it was baked. Not at first. Because it was comfortable in a suit with many others. But then it was shaken out in a... Show moreWhen it was still a dough, it still went. Like dough, the cookie really felt connected and therefore not alone. It didn't feel sick until it was baked. Not at first. Because it was comfortable in a suit with many others. But then it was shaken out in a pretty iron box. The inside of which was quite reflective.
To make matters worse, there was someone in the house who ate all his sisters and brothers. Only in the box did it feel very lonely. Actually, the cookie already regretted hiding under an inlay paper in the box.
The cookie-eating person had also left the lid open.
And when someone pulled something out of the closet, the cookie suddenly saw its own reflection. Vague, actually. But enough to see all the spots on his skin.
Then it couldn't help but think it had measles
So, at the first swirl of light in the cabinet, it flew out of the box.
Rather panicked. Because where and how did he find a “cookie daughter”?
“This is probably going to be a difficult quest,” it had to think.
Unfortunately, someone came into the kitchen again.
The psychological problem was solved immediately.
Because the cookie was suddenly completely crushed.
Just before it saw the heavy shoe coming at him, it still thought:
If only I'd stayed under the paper.

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