02/17/2020... That storm Dennis has something on his conscience...

I would look like that if I produced an egg for ALWÉÉR.
This would be pretty good considering my age, but that aside.
That storm Dennis is blowing the eggs out of you!!
Marietje. Yeah, we got a problem there. Now I know for sure that Marietje is no Marietje. That Belgian ex-owner gave her a pretty wrong gender.
Now you see what gender neutral can give to problems!
Nonsense with your neutral. Unexpected babies are coming from it! 😉
Marietje is not gay, no transexual, no hermaphrodite, no..., she (?) is just a guy with a pee. And that little wurmpie is just busy with Iza.
Just as well I have a problem now, because the name Marietje, named after my mother, is no longer correct. Well, that name was for a reason, but I can't keep calling a guy Marietje. Maybe that's why he's so hot to show that he's a real guy 🤔
Yeah, and now I can only think of one thing, and that's Jaap or Japie. To my mother's father. But I already had a cat with that name, which, by the way, I both, just like überkat Tom, with name and sex unsolicited from the neighbours. So Japie is not such a tight plan either, because then I think about Japie every time...
 Japie really does not look like Marietje 😋
Japie really does not look like Marietje 😋But the name of my father's father... Iza is named after my father (Izak), so it's so nice, right?
Think my mama's pretty good.
Yeah, but now I have another problem... What is his name again? I never witnessed him deliberately. That is going to be scanning my brain...
It took me 15 minutes and suddenly I remembered, Grandpa Dirk.
So, Marietje, is renamed Dirk. That's a little getting used to, because his name is Marietje for half a year. That's how I had a cat once, and it was called Sientje. And big sweet fat silky red hangover, but he listened to his name, so I never changed it. But Marietje has never listened to me. Not even when I asked you to slow down with that, um... you know... with Iza.
Like teenagers, doing the exact opposite of what you ask.
Oh, wait... In this I suddenly recognize myself... oops
But all the birds on a stick... except Dirk, because he can't fly, and he only does high jump on Iza. SIGH
I'm gonna shake eggs again...


In the other corner is Dirk and while I take Dirk's picture, Iza comes in fast to protect him...

 
                
                
                
             
         
         
                         
                                             
                                             
                                             
                                             
                                             
                                             
                 
            
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