A good start
“Honey, I have good news: I've decided to lose weight!”
“Really? What great!”
“What do you mean? Do you think I'm too fat?”
“Uh, no, I'm just trying to support you.”
“Well, all right, then. To begin with, I want to bring some less fatty worms to me and maybe move a little more and then of course you should join in and... '
'I think this is a better start: just keep your beak! '