Humor on the Internet

I came across a link on the Internet, based on the images I saw, I couldn't resist writing a poem to it...

May I be with you

When her parentshorses
(and they had notneeding)
He saidMare me.

Somemoons soon
They had a child
The child was soon about thehorseback lifted

Among other things, when dressing it cost her manydress-hour
Also on her hair she spent a lot of time, herbangssat great
She supposedly had hervestigesmerited

Unfortunately, she does not agree with many, she regularly coughsgal-on

(for the record, the poem is purely association only and not intended to hurt the persons concerned)