The Collector
Most people do have one or more hobbies and I can safely say that this also applies to me. I am a collector.
As a child, I already collected. It started with the chestnuts that were thrown out of the trees every year in our street with all kinds of sticks. Buckets and boxes full, to some despair of my parents. Only when a wiitig down blanket came on I was moving to throw them away.
Later I switched to stamps and bills. The first one did work, with those bills it never became much.
Now that there are fewer and fewer stamps on letters, I switched again, this time to breadcrumbs. That's a lot more practical too, if I have enough I just squeeze them into a new bread. Breadcrumbs on? I keep myself recommended!