About daffodils from Cologne
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It is again severe weather, not only outside, also flying sparks off inside. Hubby looks like he hears it thunder in Cologne when I nod my lady shave on the side and tell him the truth.
“Do you shave yourself, I'm tired of having to walk around with smooth armpits, legs and vacuum cleaner mouth all the time. Especially for that silly bunch of daffodils which you take with me once a year”
He pulls right from pedal* against me.
“Bad luck! If you want the stork to come over again, you'll still have to keep up with that juicer of yours. It's not that hard, is it”
For illustration, he takes his razor himself and thus works his business.
A flash, immediately followed by a rolling thunder blow makes his knife shoot out. The result is a jaap in his japie. His balls shrivel until they look like failed peanut rocks and he screams like a lean suckling pig.
Oh, what an adjuster. Does he shave once, goes wrong. I've been doing the same for him for years and I've never screamed. All men are sure, I think, but as befits a good wife, I just take out my first aid kit and put on a neat stretch bandage.
Outside, the storm rages after a little after, in the house the calm has now returned, the calm is preserved, the air cleared and I still hairy.
*poetal freedom
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It really transmits that energy of surprise and fright at the same time.
Thank you partner for sharing this precious writing with each of us.
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And what a great scare I have had in the part of the knife, and surely I know that he too hahaha.