After writing my previous post and exploring my most useless talents together with yours, I realised that I have another useless talent... And that is witnessing people do the weirdest shit in public.
I was biking somewhere around the neighborhood. It was night, so I was already scared as fuck. Then I see the most unsettling thing in my life, you can imagine, my soul left from my butt and entered my bicycle to hide!
In the middle of the road, I see a beach chair and to my surprise there's someone sitting in it. This man was wearing round black framed glasses, shorts and a pink tank top. It was 7 degrees outside.... He was reading a newspaper.
"Good day!" , he screams and smiles to me.
I quickly greet him and bike as fast as I can home.
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I sat in the middle of the night in a beach chair in a pink tank top and shorts on a pedestrian road. I was wearing round, black glasses because I couldn't read the paper. Suddenly there comes a cyclist who freaked himself out. His soul almost left his ass and went straight into his bike...
Used to have a neighbor who would walk his chicken every day, usually in the morning. It was very weird to see, but also very cute.
I have seen some weird stuff. Like a guy at a bbq sitting at his own table (no alcohol or drugs involved) he was having a fat conversation with the imaginary person across and next to him, this went on all evening and it was bizarre, later someone mentioned that he has some issues and it made sense.
Another weird situation and this guy must have been on something, he was having a full on boxing and wrestling match with his imaginary enemy, he tackled him, he called him names, he even fell on the ground a few times and said "ouch"
Not sure if I have anything more crazy then that happening to me...
But I have a story that comes to mind at first, It might get a little long but wait untill the end! (this was years before I met Enya.)
I was on a train station just minding my own bussiness and taking the train to go to school. There I saw a beautifull blonde girl! I was kinda scared to talk to her, didn't have much experience with talking to girls I liked.
So I just froze and looked at her in the distance. But then the train came by, I followed her in the train (I know this sounds creepy but I was just 16 years old or something.) And I sat 2 seats away from her.
Still figuring out if I should talk to her. After about 5 minutes I did actually talk to her about the book she was reading. She seemed very intressted in the fact that I noticed it and invited me to sit next to her. (This was big for me back then.)
We talked for about 20 minutes about a lot and I complimented her about the way she looked at least onces or twice. She did tell me about a boy she just broke up with so that was a little weird.
I had to get of the train the next station so I just asked her number, AND GOT IT! She gave me a hug and I left the train. We even talked a lot on the phone while she was going to her destination.
After about 30 more minutes she arrived where she was going to meet up with a girlfriend...
BUT THEN... Her ex-boyfriend showed up with a huge pack of flowers! She got back with him and feld so bad that she coudl't hang out with me that she actually send me to THAT girlfriend she was supose to meet up with.
We went on one date but it was weird... because we both knew I liked the blonde girl in the train....
I felt cursed back then, how does someone make a romantic gesture like that when they broke up with eachother just when I start talking to that girl.
To this day it still feels like a made up story but it was weird alright! Even tho it feld like we had a click, it was good that it didn't get anywhere because I hated reading books back then! 😂
And I'm glad after years of getting weird stories like this, I finnaly met Enya. 😊
Just one of my embarrassingmoments...
It was quite a spectacle but I got my bike back
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I lost my appetite immediately and walked to school without getting my favorite snack😪
Toen we voorbij reden zagen we dat die mensen aan tafel zaten te eten terwijl de auto's en vrachtwagens voorbij zoefden...
And he crossed by the way 😂
Ik snapte er niks van. Hoe was dat mogelijk? Thuisgekomen ging ik googlen. Bleek dat de chauffeur in spiegelbeeld aan de achterzijde van het busje gewoon vooruit reed. Dom van me.
Ik beleef niet zo veel...... of bedoel je de man die me lastig viel in het park, toen ik als jonge verpleegkundige op weg naar huis was na mijn avonddienst?
Het aller vreemdste was misschien wel de man die me lastig viel toen ik met 2 kinderen op de fiets door het dorp reed op klaarlichte dag?
Misschien heeft iedere vrouw dit soort ervaringen, want eigenlijk hoor ik nooit iemand hier over, maar veel vrouwen durven in de avond niet over straat.
Gelukkig verdwijnt deze aandacht na het bereiken van een zekere leeftijd, maar dan zijn er weer andere redenen om niet alleen over straat te gaan.
It was amazing to everyone but he was like nothing was happening..